So, what did you think of the Dolly War on last night's show? To me, it looked like James never touched the right doll at all, say nothing about Janelle taking it out of his hand. It also looked like both tussled, not just Janelle. That comp was the best they've had in a while on the show - I loved when Will dived right over Mike at the kneeling stone. And, poor Danielle! She couldn't even find dolls, let alone the right ones. Oh... Mike kept his word to Janelle and helped her. I looked out of the window. I didn't see pigs flying here, but they must be flying somewhere.
Onto the happenings from the evening hours of Tuesday in that Big Brother House of Loquacious Loons:
- Will said that one of the producers in the Diary Room confirmed the houseguests are bound by their contract for the period of one year.
- George is acting pretty much as he said on the show - if he gets evicted, it's fine. If he stays - cool! He said he's looking forward to Thursday just to see what happens.
- Aww, George said his wife is a hard-working woman and he'd love to give her a helicopter ride as a gift.
- Will again talked to Danielle about James' double-dipping alliances. [Editor's note: Plant those seeds and see what may grow.]
- Will told Mike that he had been up working until 5 AM. [Editor's notes: Referring to staying up with Danielle, then Janelle. Will usually isn't a part of the Up All Night Crew. I should have figured he was working, not just being sociable.]
- Will told Mike that he'd be riding Seabiscuit all the way to the end, but that he (Mike) must feed the horse. Janelle and Erika, I presume.
- In their talk, it's clear that Will and Mike have their eyes on the final two for themselves.
- They think that James should go this week, Erika or Danielle next week.
- Will told Janelle (with Mike present) that they'll get rid of James this week, then he fears Danielle more. So, she would be next, followed by Erika. [Editor's note: Leaving the final four as Chicken George, Janelle, Will and Mike. An interesting group.]
- Janelle thinks Danielle is an alcoholic as she either drinks or wants to drink every night. [Editor's note: She does drink too much in the house. Hopefully it's just due to the environment.]
- They tie-dyed shirts. Woohoo! Clay and tie-dyed shirts... activities!
- Mike Boogie reminded Janelle that James said he only voted for Howie so it looked good to the jury. [Editor's note: Now, that always seems odd at this point - the actual jury only consists of Marcellas and Howie.]
- Janelle dyed Mike's hair and they think it turned out well.
- Janelle said she was embarrassed that she had to wrestle a 30-year old man over a doll in a competition.
- Will and Janelle did their exercise walk and built a fantasy romance, marriage, and more. Like the Montagues and Capulets, Will said. An impossible romance.
- Will, George, Danielle, Erika and Janelle were in the kitchen talking about James' saying that he thought Janelle stole wine. He had left a glass in the refrigerator and someone drank it. Danielle said she was offended by him saying Janelle drank it. [Editor's note: Should he have said Danielle drank it? Or has she fallen in with the turn Janelle's vote to James out bit? I'm not sure. It was odd.]
- Erika and Mike Boogie kissed and snuggled in the HOH tub. Earlier, Will had told Mike he should have sex with Erika tonight. We'll see!
- James told Danielle that Janelle took out all of his allies - she took out Kaysar, Howie and Marcellas. I don't think he meant Marcellas was one of his allies.
- Erika (who is definitely tipsy) and Mike turned off the lights in the HOH bathroom. The feeds continued for a bit with audio, then to flames. When they came back on, the HOH bathroom lights were back on. Um... we'll leave things at foreplay. They talked about dating before entering the house.
- In the midst of Erika's hands in his shorts, Mike yelled out, "Oh God, Kelly Clarkson!" [Editor's note: Get that restraining order NOW, Kelly. Before it's too late!]
- Their tryst was interrupted by Janelle, Will and Danielle.
- So, Erika and Mike headed to the bed. After more fooling around, they fell asleep.
- Apparently Will and Janelle did a Diary Room session together.
- All went to sleep except Janelle and Will up playing cards. Oh, wait, he's not playing cards - he's working.
Graphic by Zoetawny.

