Big Brother 11 Live Feeds Through Friday Daytime 8/14

It's so sticky humid here that I don't want to think of leather pants. I don't even want to think of pleather pants. And, if they're latex, that's just kinky.

Here are the happenings from inside that Big Brother House I'm a Teensy Woman, But Hear Me Roar:

• Chima about Russell, "He's not even Catholic. He's some extreme Muslim terrorist."
• Love how those kind of comments got edited so nicely for the show, don't you?
• For some reason, I would think the BB house is way low on the priority list for terrorists.
• With feeds blocked, they held the Have/Have Not comp. Jeff remains a Have Not for another day due to a penalty. Lydia is a fresh Have Not as is Kevin.
  
• Russell thinks Chima and Kevin should go on the block. It just dawned on him that Kevin isn't on his side.
• As Jeff walked by Chima, she commented on how it's been proven time and time again that America votes for [bleep].
  
• Michele asked Russell why he voted to keep Jessie. He told her that he had given Jessie his word he wouldn't vote him out. He kept his word.
• Russell gave Michele his word that he won't put her on the block.
• Despite his quick trigger temper, I've noticed that he does keep his word in this kind of situation -- he kept it to Jeff, to Jessie.
• Michele has pretty much made it known to everyone that she will not be putting Russell on the block.
• Chima and Natalie keep working on her -- they know people from their little group will go on the block.
• I say ... didn't they say last night they missed Jessie? They could think of it as alone time with the man, the myth, the legend.
• Chima reminded Michele that Russell recently did and said awful things to her.
• Michele told Natalie other people in the house have treated her worse.
• Michele said she's running out of people to nominate -- she likes everyone.
• Yeah, right.
• Chima is sure that Russell and Jeff had some kind of deal with the mystery power.
• No, Chima. Your side had a huge advantage in the start of the game and now the tables have turned.
• Jordan and Jegg think Michele could very well put Natalie and Chima on the block.
• Now, that could be fun.
• Nominations should be later tonight!
• They called Michele to the Diary Room and there's now trivia on the feeds ... so noms may be in motion.
  

Big Brother 11 Live Feeds Into Friday Morning 8/14

Maybe I'm just too old or something. I just can't get with the profound feeling of loss that Natalie, Chima, and Lydia have for Jessie. It's not even like he was their exalted leader -- usually people told Jessie what he should do rather than he leading his minions. These girls seem willing to risk their own game acted like spoiled toddlers because they lost their Jessie. Very odd.

Here's the latest from that Big Brother House of Bereft Babes:

• As The Three Lost Ladies sipped wine and spoke eulogies of a Jessie gone by (accompanied by Kevin and Michele), Jeff and Russell talked about how foolish they're acting.
• He didn't get a proper goodbye!
• He didn't get a chance to fight to stay!
• Even Jordan thinks they're being silly.
• Jeff and Russell both spoke of being calm in the house. Russell said he'll try to keep Jeff from losing his temper.
• I think it should be the other way around!
• Russell is still denying being the second vote for Natalie.
• People are messing with other people's property. I blame Chima who started it all by dumping Russell's suitcase earlier in the evening.
• Natalie claims that production doesn't care about them or their goodbye messages.
• Natalie and Lydia talked of plans to mess with Jeff's stuff after nominations.
• Lydia thinks that Michele didn't like Jessie because he didn't flirt with her.
• Russell, Jeff, Jordan, and Michele talked of winning next week and being the final four.
• Michele is actually playing well right now -- Chima thinks she's listening to her and Jordan thinks she's on her side.
• I think Michele is leaning towards the Jeff/Jordan side, but it's hard to tell. She doesn't really trust Russell.
• Lydia said she won't be happy until Jeff and Russell are evicted.
• So much for being appreciative that Jeff saved her, huh?
• When Jeff told Michele to enjoy her HoH week she corrected him -- "OUR week."
• Hmmm. Good acting or ...?
• Natalie thinks that Chima should have gotten to name the replacement noms. Well, that would ruin the idea behind the coup d'etat, methinks.
• Natalie and Lydia are sure that Michele will put Russell on the block.
• But will she? He was horrible to her, but if she sticks with the Jeff/Jordan bunch, he's a number.
• Natalie pledges to sleep all the time.
• Jeff commented that Natalie was drinking and she's 18? Food for thought, Jeff.
• Michele said BB said to drink all her HoH liquor before the end of the week.
• Michele also said that BB told her not to let boys in her bed and to talk about her husband more.
• She invited Jordan to sleep in the HoH room with her.
• Jordan is better off there than with Chima and her Chumps. Although ... Jordan gets along with everyone.
  
• It's a slumber party! Jeff and Russell talk of sleeping on the floor in the HOH room with Jordan and Michele.
• That may be more comfortable than being with the others.
• And, it also keeps Michele to themselves. But it's not to be ... Jeff still has one day more of being a Have Not due to the evil Gatorade.
  
• Lydia talked of causing trouble and doing things to get BB mad. Chima warned her against it as they would take damages out of her stipend.
• Michele kind of hinted to Kevin that Chima may be going on the block. Hmm ...
• Michele told Kevin she has no intention of putting him on the block, but she can't make any promises about the rest of his alliance.
• Jordan told Jeff that winning the coup d'etat is great because it means America likes him. Well, yeah.
• The Michele/Russell relationship seems to have turned a new page. They talked of final two and hugged.
• Russell wanted to sleep in the Have Not room with Jeff, but BB said no.
• He has to be in with the wolves.
• Michele and Jordan talked about Russell. Jordan thinks it's odd that Russell doesn't want Michele to put Natalie on the block.
  
• From all of the conversations, it seems that Michele is leaning towards putting Chima and either Natalie/Lydia on the block.
• But it's hard to tell.
• For all I know, she could be playing Jeff and Jordan. But she does seem more sincere when she's with them.
• Jeff is way uncomfortable in his Have Not room as the Chima Chumps stole most of the bedding.
• Later!
  

Big Brother 11 Live Feeds Into the Evening Thursday 8/13

Thanks, BB! By cutting the feeds for most of the day and then the "not so" live eviction, we missed all the brouhahas! The feeds returned to boredom. Blech.

The Chima contingent plans their strategy. Alas, no fireworks.

I wonder how long Natalie is going to wear that hat?

Here's the skinny from that Big Brother House of Unicorn Love:

• Jordan told Kevin that she was upset when she saw him and Lydia scheming with Jessie and Natalie this morning. But she's "Gucci" with him now.
• Natalie, Chima, and Lydia all went whining to BB that they wanted to go home and were going through the stages of grief over losing Jessie.
• @@
• BB gave them beauty products to make them leave them alone.
• Kevin, Jeff, Russell, Michele, and Jordan hung out in the back yard quite a while while Natalie, Lydia, and Chima were apparently in mourning.
• They're getting Chinese food tonight.
• Chima is still trash-talking Russell.
• Natalie, Chima, and Kevin schemed their best approaches to Michele.
• Meanwhile, Jordan and Michele seem to have hit it off. Jordan warned Michele the others will be kissing her butt. Michele said that must want to go home, huh?
  
• Jordan doesn't quite trust Russell.
• Natalie said she expected Lydia to vote for her to leave, but is mad that Russell did.
• Chima dumped Russell's suitcase all over.
• When Russell told Michele he didn't think it was right for someone to throw his stuff around, she told him it was the same people who plotted to throw water on her.
• Chima said she might throw the Have-Have Not and then eat to get a penalty eviction.
  
• Natalie wants Jeff and Jordan on the block/evicted.
• Natalie thinks that it was unfair for Jeff to be given such a huge power without competing for it.
• I think it was unfair for a previous BB loser to be brought back in the house and handed the power of HOH without competing for it. I also think that tainted the first half of this season.
• They talked about loving their chicken suits and wanting them.
• Lydia whined that it wasn't fair that Jessie couldn't play for PoV to save himself.
• When called for Michele's HOH room, Natalie made a face and gesture to the camera and said she didn't want to go.
• But, of course, they all went. Very bored crowd looking at fake lab rats and cooing over pictures. Michele's husband wrote her a novella.
• He loves her.
• He misses her.
• Chima, then both Chima and Natalie, went to work on Michele trying to sway her their way.
• Michele's hard to read -- she could go either way.
• The food arrived and they have wine, too.
  
• Ack, Chima, Lydia, and Natalie just made a toast to Jessie Goddarz, the man, the myth, the legend.
• I believe I'm sick now.
  

Big Brother 11 Not So Live Eviction Show Blog Party

The show has started here on the East Coast. This post will be updated as it airs, but the real fun is in the comments section. Everyone is welcome, bring your own snacks and beverages! Later tonight my show review will be posted on TV Squad.

This live eviction is actually taped tonight. The TVGuide.com site confirmed it was taped because of possible brouhahas if the coup d'etat is used. Although the show always runs on a "so many seconds" delay so they can censor language if needed, apparently they were worried this might be intense or really throw them off their timing. The feeds have been blocked for a good portion of the day. The rumors have been flying on Twitter.

But, we're about to see ...

So far a lot of recapping, rehashing. Julie is wearing the black and white polka dot dress mentioned in Twitter rumors, though.

Chima's grandmother and her friend had a segment. Still no BIG news!

Jeff uses the coup d'etat!

Takes Lydia off, puts up Natalie.
Takes Russell off, puts up Jessie.

The voting to evict:
Lydia --> Natalie
Jordan --> Jessie
Kevin --> Jessie
Michele --> Jessie
Russell --> Natalie

Jessie is GONZO!

Chima claimed "America did it to him again." When talking to Julie, Jessie also blamed America.

You're welcome, Jessie.
:D

Michele is the new HOH!

Double eviction coming up next week!

Big Brother 11 Live Feeds Late Night, Overnight into Thursday 8/13

Last night was the big season halfway point party for the hamsters. They got a few hours of camera free living ... and we got blocked feeds with BB trivia. BTW - I always get the trivia questions right. I'm not sure what that says about me. If only I had done that well in geometry back in my school days, eh?

Here's what's been happening (that we could see) in that Big Brother House of Trifling Troubles:

• I liked this BB announcement: "Natalie, please treat your microphone with respect."
• In a Kevin and Chima talk, Kevin mentioned that they're getting warnings about behavior during the live show.
• Chima thinks it's because she made threats to go wild.
• Chima and Kevin are sure that Jeff has the power as he was called to the diary room in the middle of the party.
• Lydia thinks that Jeff should go before Michele. She thinks that Jeff "doesn't have much up there" and doesn't really play the game.
• Lydia and Chima miss Ronnie.
• I don't.
• Chima would like the next evictions to be in this order: Jeff, Jordan, Michele.
• I don't want them that way.
• Russell is quasi-talking with others other than Jordan and Jeff.
• He talked to Michele (civilly) and Jessie came along to throw him under that bus.
• Russell then told Michele about Jessie backing up the Ronnie idea of dousing her with water.
• Fun, fun, fun.
• Jessie taunted Russell that it's going to be his last night in the house, he should enjoy his bed.
• Meanwhile, Jessie is still paranoid that he himself is going home.
• But he's not telling Russell that.
• Eventually both silly boys realized how silly they were being with their fight.
  
• They didn't kiss and make up, but they giggled a lot.
• Natalie was eavesdropping on them. I get the feeling she would say she was "easedropping" on them.
• When Russell told Natalie and Jessie he felt the odd man out in their alliance, they claimed he didn't get backdoored because they stood up for him.
• Meanwhile, Jessie is a bit worried that Russell might have the votes to stay over Lydia.
• Jeff is still avoiding most of any drama going down in the house.
• Jordan knows that Jeff supports Russell, but she's not so sure of Russell herself.
• Chima continued to bash Russell. But we all expected that, right?
• Several in the HOH room said "I have the power" just to show they don't have the power.
• Russell tried talking to America through the cameras. He claims bad things he's been saying about a Michele weren't the houseguest Michele, but a production Michelle in the diary room. I took it upon myself to spell the second Michelle with two "l's."
• Kevin thinks that Russell will eventually land in jail for domestic abuse.
• Russell hasn't hit anyone in the house. As for shouting, Chima is right up there with him.
• I don't want either of them mad at me.
• Jeff wants to win HOH so he can wear the bathrobe and be like Hugh Hefner.
• They all headed to bed fairly early (for them).
• I expect a lot of blocked feeds today going into the earlier not live live eviction show. I guess we'll see.