Big Brother 11 Through the Day Tuesday 9/01

Earlier today Jordan and Michele spent time race-walking laps around the yard.

While Natalie slept.

But as the evening came on, the houseguests split into pairs and Michele is once again the lone wolf.


Here are the happenings from inside that Big Brother House of Schemin' Demons:

• I'm sure you noticed that I'm only doing a dawn and night report today, not three reports.
• That's because this bunch isn't doing ANYTHING!
  
• I'm tempted to just post screen caps of them laying about.
  
• Well, Natalie could be lying about.
• ;-)
• Jordan didn't feel too well this morning. I'm thinking it could be a mix of stress and the wine BB is feeding them at night.
• Kevin wants to tell Michele that Natalie's acting strange and see if she falls for the bait.
• Kevin and Natalie talked more about hiding things to make the others think BB was messing with them.
• They fixed the kitchen sink so it would squirt.
• It got Jeff. He said they should learn to do the dishes instead of playing pranks.
• Kevin and Natalie are experimenting cooking on the grill.
• They can smell the wild fires in the distance and apparently the sky is affected, too. The moon is red. But the main thing I'm picking up on the feeds are a lot more sirens.
• Natalie plans to drink all of Kevin's Mike's Hard Lemonade tonight.
• BB should play along with her plan and penalize her for underage drinking.
• The one season they actually had a 19-year-old on the show, she wasn't allowed to drink at all.
• That's all I have for you. Someone go poke these folks with a cattle prod, please.
  

Big Brother 11 Tuesday Show Blog Party Post 9/01

The show has started here on the East Coast. This post will be updated with the major events as it airs, but the real fun is in the comments section. Everyone is welcome, bring your own snacks and beverages! Later tonight my show review will be posted on TV Squad.

Kevin got the Pandora's Box Mystery Door clue. He chose to stick his hand in the box to release $10,000, screamed, then commercial. As the others collected money, Kevin was ignored with his hand stuck in the box. Jeff finally released him with the key he found. They each collected cash from the yard

Michele wins POV. She saved herself and Kevin put Jordan in her place.

Big Brother 11 Live Feeds Into Tuesday Dawn 9/01

Natalie plays solitaire as the rest of the house sleeps. I know I've been anti-Natalie throughout the season, but I can't help it. I realize a lot of it is because I don't like how she's been playing the game -- glomming off power players. But there's something else:

• She's mean. Yep, you heard me.
• Her latest scheme is to rattle Michele so that she won't do well in the HOH comp -- sabotage her emotionally.
  
• She laughs when Michele cries and knows that Michele has been struggling with her emotions.
• Natalie is a bully.
• She also wants Kevin to be mean.
• She wants him to lead Jeff on during Thursday night, then evict him.

Big Brother 11 Live Feeds Into Monday Evening 8/31

Natalie says that 95% of the time (pre-BB house) her diet consists of fast food. Why am I not surprised?

Since my last report, they've mainly been napping. But BB finally gave them the figures for the Pandora's Box:

• Jeff $3,181, nothing extra for finding the key
  
• Kevin $626
• Michele $2,563
• Natalie $1,900
• I didn't catch Jordan's winnings.
• Natalie was thinking the $750 a week stipend was net, not gross.
• Natalie, I'd like you to meet Richard Hatch.

That's it for now. Short and sweet. Well, sweet unless you think of Natalie shoveling food in and chewing with her mouth open. Oh ... and why is Natalie wearing Kevin's hoodie he got in his HOH basket o' goodies? Moocher!

Big Brother 11 Live Feeds Monday Daytime - PoV Meeting 8/31

Hmmm ... I can't think of anything witty or clever to say about this bunch. They're not a witty and clever group of hamsters. Um. Um. Here are the events from inside that Big Brother House of Unfulfilled Potential:

• Natalie told Michele that she (Natalie) won't be keeping Jeff -- she'll be keeping her word to Kevin.
• However, Natalie went on to say that neither of them (Michele and Natalie) would have a chance to win in the final two with Kevin.
  
• Natalie denied having a final two deal with Kevin.
• Michele told Natalie she'd rather see Jeff go at the final three.
• Natalie admitted to Michele that she hasn't been giving 100% during comps but now will give 110%.
• I bet she still can't win comps.
• Michele said she'd be willing to get Kevin out next week because he went back on his word this week.
• The hamsters can smell the smoke from the wildfires.
• Jeff and Jordan are working to get Michele to use the veto to take Jeff off the block.
• Jeff told Michele she'd have his vote to stay but he couldn't guarantee what Natalie and Kevin would do.
• Like Michele is stupid enough not to save herself with the veto.
• Wait.
• Is she falling for it?
• Oh my ... it seems so.
• Or, is she just acting like she's playing along?
• Jeff believes Kevin is targeting Natalie with the save Jeff plan and is disgusted that Kevin is betraying Natalie (as he betrayed him).
• Then the feeds got blocked and the veto ceremony went down.
• Michele's no fool. She saved herself.
• Jeff and Jordan are now on the block.
• Jordan cried.
• Jeff and Jordan said that Casey and themselves are the only ones who came to the game to make friends. Everyone else is all about the money.
• Um. I can make friends without being ridiculed on Internet feeds, a national television show, and mocked on message boards everywhere. Go on the show to make friends? Feh.
• It's all about the money.
• Now Jordan wants to quit.
• Natalie (for once) offered good advice, telling her that's not the way to go.
• Jordan is sure that Jeff will go this week, she'll go next.
• I don't think so. I think Natalie and Kevin will try to get Michele out next because she's the one most likely to win a comp.