Big Brother 11 Live Feeds Overnight Into Wednesday 9/02

Jordan doesn't seem to care for Jeff bouncing the badminton racquet off the top of her head.

Once again, there's not too much to report here. Here goes nothing (and I mean NOTHING!):

• BB refused to give them alcohol even though they know they can't have any Wednesday night, the night before the live show.
• That didn't stop our "minor" Natalie from imbibing.
• She drank four bottles of Kevin's Mike's Hard Lemonade.
• While Jeff made a remark about her age, no one pressed the issue.
• Seriously, hamsters ... if she's only 18, the production staff could not let her drink. Think about it and stop believing her lie!
• They played cards.
• Sigh. I hate watching them play cards.
• I prefer the show buying them dollar store arts and crafts.
• Jeff told Jordan that if she wants to win, she should stick with Michele over Natalie.
• Michele and Kevin had a long talk over jury votes. She's still trying to get him to turn on Natalie.
• I think if Kevin's a smart player, he'll try to get someone else to do the dirty work to get Natalie out next week.
• No one could beat her with the jury. Yet if he is responsible for the boot, she could turn the jury against him.
• Natalie told Jordan that she will be voting for her to stay and, if there is a tie, Kevin will keep her.
• Natalie was obnoxious to Kevin in her drunken overacting. I hope he picks up on this.
  
• They all went to bed early.
• They probably put each other to sleep by being so boring! Nah ... they seemed to have fun a lot of the night, but I prefer action.
• I leave you with a drunken Natalie. I know. I have a mean streak in me.
  

Big Brother 11 Through the Day Tuesday 9/01

Earlier today Jordan and Michele spent time race-walking laps around the yard.

While Natalie slept.

But as the evening came on, the houseguests split into pairs and Michele is once again the lone wolf.


Here are the happenings from inside that Big Brother House of Schemin' Demons:

• I'm sure you noticed that I'm only doing a dawn and night report today, not three reports.
• That's because this bunch isn't doing ANYTHING!
  
• I'm tempted to just post screen caps of them laying about.
  
• Well, Natalie could be lying about.
• ;-)
• Jordan didn't feel too well this morning. I'm thinking it could be a mix of stress and the wine BB is feeding them at night.
• Kevin wants to tell Michele that Natalie's acting strange and see if she falls for the bait.
• Kevin and Natalie talked more about hiding things to make the others think BB was messing with them.
• They fixed the kitchen sink so it would squirt.
• It got Jeff. He said they should learn to do the dishes instead of playing pranks.
• Kevin and Natalie are experimenting cooking on the grill.
• They can smell the wild fires in the distance and apparently the sky is affected, too. The moon is red. But the main thing I'm picking up on the feeds are a lot more sirens.
• Natalie plans to drink all of Kevin's Mike's Hard Lemonade tonight.
• BB should play along with her plan and penalize her for underage drinking.
• The one season they actually had a 19-year-old on the show, she wasn't allowed to drink at all.
• That's all I have for you. Someone go poke these folks with a cattle prod, please.
  

Big Brother 11 Tuesday Show Blog Party Post 9/01

The show has started here on the East Coast. This post will be updated with the major events as it airs, but the real fun is in the comments section. Everyone is welcome, bring your own snacks and beverages! Later tonight my show review will be posted on TV Squad.

Kevin got the Pandora's Box Mystery Door clue. He chose to stick his hand in the box to release $10,000, screamed, then commercial. As the others collected money, Kevin was ignored with his hand stuck in the box. Jeff finally released him with the key he found. They each collected cash from the yard

Michele wins POV. She saved herself and Kevin put Jordan in her place.

Big Brother 11 Live Feeds Into Tuesday Dawn 9/01

Natalie plays solitaire as the rest of the house sleeps. I know I've been anti-Natalie throughout the season, but I can't help it. I realize a lot of it is because I don't like how she's been playing the game -- glomming off power players. But there's something else:

• She's mean. Yep, you heard me.
• Her latest scheme is to rattle Michele so that she won't do well in the HOH comp -- sabotage her emotionally.
  
• She laughs when Michele cries and knows that Michele has been struggling with her emotions.
• Natalie is a bully.
• She also wants Kevin to be mean.
• She wants him to lead Jeff on during Thursday night, then evict him.

Big Brother 11 Live Feeds Into Monday Evening 8/31

Natalie says that 95% of the time (pre-BB house) her diet consists of fast food. Why am I not surprised?

Since my last report, they've mainly been napping. But BB finally gave them the figures for the Pandora's Box:

• Jeff $3,181, nothing extra for finding the key
  
• Kevin $626
• Michele $2,563
• Natalie $1,900
• I didn't catch Jordan's winnings.
• Natalie was thinking the $750 a week stipend was net, not gross.
• Natalie, I'd like you to meet Richard Hatch.

That's it for now. Short and sweet. Well, sweet unless you think of Natalie shoveling food in and chewing with her mouth open. Oh ... and why is Natalie wearing Kevin's hoodie he got in his HOH basket o' goodies? Moocher!