Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Overnight Into Friday - Aug. 17

Shane is King of the House once again

Well, the big endurance comp is long over now as I get this written up. So, what's been happening inside that Big Brother House of Well-Greased Hamsters? Read on ...

• Due to the endurance comp, once again there will be no Have Nots this week.
• Of course, we knew that when we weren't asked for our input last night!
• Britney and Dan don't understand why Boogie went for the money.
• I personally hope that Frank realizes that Boogie does NOT have his back since he went for the cash!
• Danielle thinks that Dan is probably mad at her because she did better than he did in the comp.
• @@
• Joe wished that the "real news" Julie gave them during the show had included Romney's VP pick.
• For some reason, that doesn't surprise me.
• Shane told Britney, Ashley and Danielle that they could sleep in the HoH room and he'd sleep downstairs.
• That was nice of him. I have this hot/cold thing about Shane. 
• In an interesting change of pace, Frank knows more about the Mars Lander than does Ian. Huh. Who woulda thunk it?
• They talked about their falls in the comp. Some did look pretty bad. I'm sure they're going to be hurting for a few days.
• When Joe went to the Diary Room, the talk turned to his speech during the show. No one knows what he was getting at.
• It was just weird.
• Ian said his mother told him not to lose his virginity in the house. Heehee!
• The big Shane HoH reveal went down. His letter was from his sister and he was a gracious host to all.
• This is nice. Wait until the power goes to his head in a few days.
• The rest of the house think that if Frank complains he couldn't get safety or the money, they can remind him he was saved by the reset. Ian doesn't think it was fair for Frank.
• None of them think Boogie should have gone for the money.
• Except Boogie himself, of course.
• Joe is irked that Julie cut him off. @@
• They got booze -- two bottles of wine, seven beers.
• Shane told Joe he'll probably put Frank and Boogie on the block.
• That would be nice. We'll have to see if it really happens.
• Joe told Shane that Boogie and Frank had been thinking of nominating him (Shane).
• Dan told Danielle that Ian is going to win the game. He's in the best place of all with no enemies.
• Britney thinks Frank has the best chance to win it all and wants him gone.
• Danielle told Shane that Frank and Boogie need to go up. He agrees, but is concerned about breaking up the Silent Six.
• She's working on him.
• We'll see later today who Shane wants gone. He's saying now that he will be putting them up, doesn't want to waste his HoH.
• Now the Quack Pack is talking in the HoH room. They're pretty much deciding the Silent Six is history -- get them before they get us.

Ian seems no worse for the wear

Danielle thinks that Shane will send Frank home

Booze for all

Rub-a-dub-dub, three drunk girls in a tub

Quack Pack decides it will be Boogie and Frank nominated

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Into Friday Morning - Aug. 10

Joe isn't mixing and mingling

I know a lot of folks were disappointed with the outcome of last night's eviction. However, with the meddling by production yesterday, I would have been more disappointed had the producers "saved" Janelle and didn't let the game run its course as by the hamsters themselves. Each season the producers seem more and more involved in directing what they want to happen. It should be up to the hamsters themselves, no matter the outcome, no matter if a fan favorite gets the boot.

Here's what's been happening inside that Big Brother House of Hamster Harmony (or not):

• When the live feeds returned post-show, all were gathered in the kitchen munching pizza and other stuff.
• That is, except Joe.
• He was alone in one of the bedrooms, probably figuring he's doomed this week.
• The cheese does indeed stand alone.
• Dan told the others about how he calls Julie Chen "Mrs. Chen" and how she admonishes him.
• Britney seemed deflated by all of the action. She said she didn't hear the last song well. She really wanted that HoH.
• The hamsters wondered what BB's edit on Janelle was, whether it showed her lying and personal attacks.
• No, it did not.
• Danielle thinks America hates her.
• Well, perhaps not America on the whole (mainly because only a small percentage of America watches the show). But Janelle fans for sure.
• Britney thinks it's her fault that Frank won -- she shouldn't have put Boogie and Frank together in the comp.
• Frank and Boogie talked about who he (they) should nominate.
• Frank kind of likes the idea of Dan up just to see him sweat like Frank has had to do almost every week.
• Boogie isn't too keen on Danielle/Dan going up as they might need their votes.
• Frank will talk to the Six and see if there's a volunteer ... maybe Shane.
• Of course, without saying (although I'm sayin'), Joe would be on the block with whomever.
• Jenn actually cooked instead of Joe.
• Ashley is worried that after Joe goes they're going to "pick us off one by one."
• Well, duh.
• Britney said Janelle seemed to know she was leaving -- she (Janelle) said goodbye to her and wished her luck before the show.
• Janelle apparently got more money than Britney to be in the show this summer.
• Danielle (numerous times) fussed about whether people think she's a bad person.
• I don't think she's a bad person, per se. An extremely annoying person, yes. An extremely needy person, yes. Bad? Probably not.
• Frank and Big Ted (the bear) got the key for the new HoH room.
• Fun was had by all.
• Except maybe Joe.
• BB gave them booze -- 8 cans of beer and a bottle of wine.
• Joe tried to tell Wil, Ian and Jenn that Janelle told lies about them to get him (Joe) not to trust them.
• He's backpedaling now.
• I think it's going to be way too late.
• Right now, all are asleep.
• It sounds like, listening to Frank and Boogie, that no matter who is with him, it will be Joe out the door this week.
• Huh.
• Maybe he can win the PoV comp to save himself.
• Yeah ... like THAT is gonna happen! 

Farewell Janelle

Pondering

Trying to prove himself sans Dr. Will

Frank and Big Ted enter their HoH room

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Report into Sunday Morning - Aug. 5

Bubble bath time!

Are you ready for your Sunday morning waffles? What started out as a funny but rather boring costumed after PoV comp night took yet a new twist. Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Changing Tides:

• Ian is still taking to his costume well. He needs to be kept on the leash whenever outside of his little dog house enclosure in the yard.
• Frank proved too busty for his Spiritard. The back zipper broke and no one is on staff to fix it until Monday morning.
• Thus, Frank is in a half-Spiritard.
• But that's not the big news.
• The big news is that Boogie got out of his slump and into the game once again.
• Y'see, both he and Janelle excel at mind tricks and deception.
• Britney and Dan, on the other hand, are more into figuring out mind games and deception than they are at practicing it.
• But, like the Godfather himself, Boogie offered up a scenario which is hard to refuse.
• His idea? Join forces, Danielle use the veto to pull Frank off the block and ... wait for it ... wait for it ...
• Put Janelle on the block and get her out this week.
• Dan is skeptical of the plan as he knows how Boogie works.
• Shane and Danielle have drank the Kool-Aid and feel that Janelle would definitely target them next week.
• Britney doesn't really trust either Boogie or Janelle.
• There do seem to be more good points to this plan than bad -- Boogie and Frank working with DSDB is safer than them working against them.
• Danielle really dislikes Janelle.
• Janelle is playing super shady with her lies and mind games this season and isn't loyal to anyone but herself.
• Boogie is right when he said he's stuck to his alliances.
• Janelle stands a better chance to win a comp than either Frank or Boogie, neither of which has performed all that well in comps.
• Dan, although skeptical of Boogie, decided they need to add Ian in the mix. Ian was NOT brought up by Boogie in his HoH talk with them.
• But Dan is really gung-ho on getting Ian aboard.
• So they (DSDB) talked to Ian. His role is more of a double agent within a single alliance. DSDB will be more faithful to Ian than to either Boogie or Frank. Ian will be privy to the inner circle of the group and not share with Boogie or Frank.
• They plan to talk to Boogie and Frank to tell them they want Ian aboard with them for more numbers, but nothing about how in he really is with the group.
• Ian already has a name planned for the alliance, but we got fish.
• Dan is still worried that Danielle is playing personal (due to her dislike of Janelle), but is slowly coming aboard.
• If they do team up, they would control the vote to get Janelle out.
• Also, if they do team up, the peripheral players -- Wil, Joe, Jenn, Ashley -- would be easily expendable in the coming weeks.
• Will they waffle again before the PoV meeting?
• It's really looking like Janelle may be out the door early.
• Dan is worried.
• However, I'm privy to stuff Dan isn't. I saw Boogie and Frank talking. Boogie is apparently on board with the alliance. It isn't just a mind game -- in the end he would be betray them, but not until then.
• I just don't know. 

Ian can eavesdrop from his enclosure

Joe takes Ian to the fire hydrant

Who arrives in HoH immediately after the new waffle?

Boogie revived

Not allowed to roam off leash

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Into Late Sunday Night 7/15-16

Coach Dan

G'day, hamsterwatchers! I'm sure you're just dying to know the latest hijinks from those Big Brother Scampering Sillies! Here goes:

• Ian had his big date night with Ashley.
• While Dan had coached him on how to present himself, Boogie coached him on getting intelligence from her.
• Heh. I said "getting intelligence."
• Boogie wanted Ian to find out which girls SHE likes or not.
• Britney was their waitress because Wil (the waiter) ended up being called to the Diary Room.
• Most of the "date" was built around the discussion of organic chemistry.
• @@
• In their date game talk, Ashley told Ian she would be voting whatever her team votes.
• Ian reminded her that it's really not a team game.
• Many are really losing sight of that. But the teams are making for ready-made mini-alliances.
• Ian thinks he "planted seeds" in Ashley's mind gameplay-wise.
• Janelle thinks Willie is becoming too controlling -- he blew up because he thought she and Kara were scheming when they were just talking fluff stuff.
• Janelle says she won't allow Willie to bully either herself or Wil.
• NOW he's starting to sound like a Hantz!
• Willie thinks all the coaches want to target the stronger players.
• Well, duh.
• Janelle thinks that Danielle has a big crush on Shane.
• Well, duh.
• JoJo says she'll go on a date with Ian next week with espionage in mind.
• Can you see Ian and JoJo as a couple? Yikes!
• Willie thinks that they should stop talking eviction until just before eviction because they keep changing their minds between Kara and Frank.
• Y'think?
• Ian spent some time alone talking to the camera in the Have Not room. He thinks he might need to win HoH soon as he might be a target. He also thinks Frank is going to go this week.
• There ya go ... the news of the evening. As I get this posted, most are in bed but Dan is sitting alone outside.
• UPDATE -- Now it's Willie and Ashley outside talking strategy. Willie is trying to get in with everyone. Hopefully his social game will be better than Russell's was!

Dressed up for his date night

Rub-a-dub-dub

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Sunday into Monday - Aug. 12-13

Wil he stay or go?

Although it's been mainly quiet in the house (what with Frank holding the PoV and the thought that the nominations will remain the same), there have been a few developments. Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Screamining Mimis:

• Shane told Boogie that Ashley will vote for Wil to stay.
• Boogie told Danielle that she looked very nice and, though she didn't get a talk with Julie on Thursday, she looked nice then and had a lot of close-ups.
• What's he up to?
• Ashley, Jenn and Wil have been solidifying their alliance.
• Maybe they should call it Floaters Get a Boat?
• They're still thinking a double eviction will be going down this week.
• I personally don't think so or it would be being hyped on commercials.
• Shane is still worried that Frank will backdoor him.
• Because he's so all important and all, y'see.
• Britney and Ian are really bonding together.
• No, not like THAT! Minds out of the gutter, please!
• They decided if they could do it, they would throw HoH to Dan.
• Let him get his hands dirty!
• Ashley and Wil talked to Frank. They want him to make a big move, backdoor Dan, then they would work with him at getting rid of the other three -- Danielle, Shane and Britney.
• Now, who would be a better and stronger team? Hmm ... methinks DDSB working with Frank and Boogie until they can't work together anymore.
• Dan is a bit worried about what Ian would do if it came down to Frank/Boogie against them.
• Britney isn't as worried.
• Britney told her crew that Ashley and Wil had been in the HoH with Frank for a LONG time.
• After Ashley and Wil left HoH, Ian went up for damage control and guessed that they wanted to work with them.
• Ian told Frank he wouldn't trust Wil and was surprised by Ashley.
• Ian reiterated that Wil or Joe need to go this week.
• Frank told Ian that if they got rid of Dan, they (Boogie, Frank, Shane, Britney and Ian) could still work together. The only one who would be really upset would be Danielle.
• Ian tried telling Frank that Dan isn't a big threat. "Maybe not to you, but to me he is," replied Frank.
• He does have a point there.
• Meanwhile ... Jenn, Ashley and Wil are jumping all around the storage room with new hope. They think Frank will go for the backdoor and their BB lives will be peachy-keen once again.
• Frank ended up telling Ian that he's leaning towards not using the PoV this week, sending either Joe or Wil home.
• Ian reported his Frank talk to Britney. 
• She was surprised that Frank doesn't trust Dan.
• Oh, come on now! Britney, wake up!
• Right now, I think the nominations will remain the same. I know Boogie wants a safe move this week, bigger moves later on.
• What Boogie wants, Boogie will probably get.
• The PoV Meeting will be later today. 

Ian talking strategy with Danielle and Britney

Looking stoned when she's not

EEK! A giant hand in the lower right!

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Report Sunday Night into Monday - Aug. 26-27

Danielle cries some more

What a night! If you haven't read what came down in the evening, first read this, then read this. Then come right back here and read THIS! So ... what's been happening inside that Big Brother House of Dan Dan the Man with a Plan? Read on.

• Of course, like anything in this house, this latest is subject to change.
• After talking to Frank, Dan went back to Danielle and explained things blow by blow as per his Frank talk.
• He told her he had to say be mean for full effect earlier.
• He admitted to her that he ratted out Ian and threw Britney under the bus to further their game.
• He didn't tell her that he really doesn't trust her like he trusted Memphis.
• He told Frank that, though.
• Ian, Jenn and Joe meanwhile were hating on Dan for what he said to Danielle.
• Oh! I forgot ... when I talked about what he said to her, I didn't mention what he said to Shane.
• He told Shane he'd find a nice girl in Vermont.
• Heh.
• That was yet another part of Danielle's freaking out.
• After Dan left HoH and went to talk to Danielle, the army (Jenn, Joe, Ian) all went to HoH.
• Frank lied to them about his meeting with Dan.
• Frank had bought everything Dan was selling, hook, line and sinker.
• Dan and Danielle are going to go with the story that he apologized to her (citing his mental stress from solitary), but she's still mad at him and the relationship is forever damaged.
• She bought everything Dan is saying -- hook, line and sinker.
• Especially the sinker, I think!
• Frank talked to Jenn alone, telling her Dan's proposal.
• No, Dan didn't ask him to marry him. He just wants him to drink the Kool-Aid.
• And, isn't that beverage mighty tasty?
• Jenn agreed to use the veto to save Dan.
• Then Frank will put Britney up and they will vote her out.
• Next should be Ian.
• My two favorites gone before I wanted ... but I've had a sip of Dan's Kool-Aid myself.
• It's why he's a master.
• And, if he pulls this off and gets to the final two, I daresay he can sit up there with Dr. Will.
• Joe ... remember Joe? ... was all upset when Dan was in his big talk with Frank. He was worried that Dan was outing him and the Headhunters.
• Bwahahaha! Like that was any kind of alliance! Dan never even brought that up! It was the QUACK PACK and Ian that was the big rat out to Frank!
• Britney, not invited to sip Dan's Kool-Aid, is feeling all kinds of sorry for him and his apparent mental breakdown.
• Sigh ... little does she know.
• The PoV meeting should be later today. Ian won't use his golden veto ball, Jenn should save Dan.
• Then Frank will put Britney on the block and she'll be the target.
• Sigh. I have been enjoying Britney this season.
• But it is great gameplay on Dan's part. 

Dan, the man with a plan, might have saved himself

Yes, Jenn is still in the house

Secret Squirrel has been outed and he doesn't know it

Jenn will use the veto to save Dan

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Sunday Night Into Monday - Aug. 5-6

Safe this week?

Guess what? Now they're changing their minds once again! Sheesh. What's wrong with having a plan and actually sticking to it? Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of You're Making Me Dizzy:

• Boogie and Frank talked about being in the house with a bunch of dumb people.
• Frank can't wait to make his goodbye tape to Janelle.
• They think the boot Janelle plan is still on.
• Danielle and Britney tormented Fran by messing with Big Ted, the big Teddy Bear.
• Dan talked with Frank.
• Boogie told Dan that Janelle would go after him if she doesn't go this week.
• Janelle, lying, told Boogie she wants to work with him (after Frank goes).
• Boogie, not lying, told Janelle he doesn't want to work with her.
• They had a coaches meeting.
• They're not a cohesive bunch.
• Janelle said they could get together after Frank leaves.
• Boogie doesn't want to lose his Frankie Boy.
• Boogie told Dan he wants to sit next to him (Dan) in the end.
• @@ Sure, Boogie.
• Now, Dan has drunk the Kool-Aid.
• He's on board with the backdoor Janelle plan.
• He told Boogie he'd "try to sell the plan to Danielle."
• Heck, it's what Danielle WANTS!
• Britney feels like a bad person because she's lying to Janelle and she's not mean like that ... or she used to be.
• Britney is crying, tired of lying to Janelle.
• In a group vote, they decided to go with the backdoor Janelle plan.
• Dan told Ian he's part of the core group, but Boogie and Frank are part of a secondary group that he (Ian) isn't a part of.
• Okay. As long as Ian's name isn't up there for eviction!
• Danielle discussed with Dan her speech bits for the veto meeting during which she plans to remove Wil from the block and put Janelle in his place.
• As the hamster house turns ... 

Girl talk

Give me a hug. I need a hug.

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Friday Daytime - Pandora's Box - Aug. 31

He bought time, but how much time?

While the nominations won't be until later tonight, there's been some action in the house today. No, I'm not talking about Danielle jumping on Shane. (After all, he is so infatuated with her.) Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Healthy Living:

• Ian thinks Frank's social game is garbage. He says there's a reason he's on the block every week when he's not HoH. It's the way he treats people.
• The Quack Pack (minus Britney, of course) agreed that the nominations should be Frank and Jenn with Joe going up as a replacement if veto is used.
• Huh?
• I guess they do have two weeks to get rid of Frank. But about the only way they're going to do it is with a backdoor. If he has the chance to save himself, he will.
• Well, at least a floater will go home.
• Shane said Frank thinks he's already won the game.
• @@
• "The Quack Pack is back."
• Um. Okay. 
• Joe knows that he'll go up as a replacement if needed. But he's been assured that they have the votes to save him.
• Joe still needs to hula hoop at the sound of horns.
• Then there was trivia. Say what? If the feeds are briefly blocked, they have a fish cam. With trivia, it's usually a comp or something along the lines.
• Oh, geez ... Allison Grodner (Executive Producer), I do NOT want to see Jessie.
• I don't.
• I really don't.
• Dang it, he was in the Pandora's Box today ... again.
• Now, it was kind of funny last year seeing him annoy Rachel. But that's mostly because I liked to see things annoy Rachel.
• Ian got all kinds of "Christmas gifts" including a luxury hammock and blow up toys for the pool.
• Ian likes to almost live in the water, so blow-up toys are fitting.
• He did NOT get a blow-up doll for the HoH room. :X
• Danielle blew up a lot of the toys.
• She's good at that.
• Oh, I'm being terrible, aren't I?
• Jessie wasn't in the Pandora's Box, per se. However, he was in the house.
• He threw out all of their snack foods, replacing them with healthy foods.
• He threw out all their saved beer.
• Heh.
• BB also took their grill away. Or maybe Jessie carried it out on his back. I don't know.
• Jenn tried to use her mojo on Ian to keep off the block.
• He told her that he didn't like to keep floaters who don't make big moves in the game.
• Her "big move" last week was actually a Frank move.
• Joe told Ian that Britney wanted them to work together. 
• He really doesn't want to be a replacement nominee.
• Frank is suspicious of Dan.
• Well, geez ... he's DAN, the Man with a Plan!
• He wonders if Dan has a deal with Ian and finds it strange that there's nothing being said about Dan going on the block -- the names coming up seem to be Frank and Jenn.
• Heh.
• Nominations will be later today.
• I predict Jenn and Frank. Wouldn't be my choices, but ...!

No longer a carrot, now wearing a Boogie shirt. @@

Most congenial houseguest

Danielle is full of wind

New hammock ... wait, won't anyone sit with me?

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Monday Night into Tuesday - Aug. 13-14

Sleaze-Boog

A yawn a minute, here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Villains and Vamps:

• Danielle said they (BB) told her it's okay to sleep on the floor of the Have Not room instead of the whacked-out beds ... as long as they don't go to bed before BBAD comes on.
• Ian likes that Joe is a Have Not as now he can decide what he wants to eat rather than have Joe decide.
• I understand that totally. While his cooking skills are good, I wouldn't want someone else deciding every day what I was going to eat. 
• We won't even mention the not washing his hands after using the bathroom or dipping into the food with his fingers after licking them.
• Ew.
• Did you realize that Frank has never cast a vote for eviction? He's been either on the block or HoH for every vote.
• Boogie has an ear infection which is getting treated by the BB doc.
• He's actually more frustrated than anything else as he can barely hear out of the ear.
• At least he's not saying his pain scale is 9 out of 10.
• Boogie and Dan talked about earning each other's trust.
• Boogie thinks Shane is more of an asset to them (Killtown) than is Dan. He also pointed out that Britney never made a big move in the game, always the blood was on another's hands.
• Every time they talk about the Zingbot passing out in the yard, the feeds get blocked.
• Ashley told Britney that Wil is expecting to go home.
• Danielle think Shane got jealous because Wil chose her for photos with him.
• @@
• Britney really wants another alliance name rather than Quack Pack. She says it's embarrassing.
• Shane told Joe that if he (Shane) wins HoH this week, he'll target Ashley and Joe will remain safe.
• Wil thinks he has Jenn and Ashley's vote and knows he'd need three more to stay. Well, that ain't gonna be easy!
• Wil thinks he's going to be evicted because "they don't want any real competitors in the end."
• @@
• Jenn told the others she lives in Bed-Stuy in NYC. Oh my. The last BB hamster from Bed-Stuy was Monica of IT'S AWNN! fame.
• I see her as more of a Lower East Side or Williamsburg hipster type, myself.
• That's about it. It still looks like it's Wil going home Thursday, subject to change (of course).

Ian gets cheesy

For the Haves only

Backyard ballet

Everybody must get stoned

Big Brother 14: Live Feeds Into Wednesday Evening - Aug. 22

They got a new game to practice for tomorrow

Divine child on a mission

Joe: "I'm getting really ticked at Ian."
Dan: "What's he doing now?"
Joe: "He's being nice."

"I got a story ain't got no moral, let the bad guy win every once in a while. Will it go 'round in circles?" - Billy Preston

Yep, the hamster wheel does go around in circles. And, yep. The bad guy does win every once in a while (or more). Nope, it's not going to be a Boogie win this time, though! Here's the latest from inside that Big Brother House of Hazy Hamsters:

• After Frank told his bromance buddy Boogie what happened last night, Boogie was determined to call a house meeting to call them all out.
• @@
• Then his big talk with them all was that he didn't want to be the "epicenter of negativity." 
• Say what?
• Things don't have to be uncomfortable.
• Um. Okay, Boogie. To quote you: "Actions speak louder than words."
• C'mon, be a rain of sunshine in the otherwise stormy lives of your fellow hamsters!
• He said he was upset that Ian and Ashley cried.
• If it had been someone else crying, he'd be pointing and laughing.
• The HoH TV screen flashed on balls in the yard (they were on an indoor lockdown).
• But the image was gone almost as quickly as it appeared.
• Ashley spoke her piece to the crowd. Boogie's not a bad person.
• She apparently doesn't know about Erika.
• Frank told them it's not just a game to him. It's his dream.
• I guess no one else in there has that dream.
• Danielle and Shane think they should get rid of Frank, Ashley and then Ian after Boogie goes this week.
• What? Keep Joe over Ian who has been faithfully serving up information to them?
• Dan said he wouldn't feel safe if Ian won HoH.
• I don't know. Ian might go for the big move, but it wouldn't be this early I don't think.
• They all keep thinking Pandora's Box or a double eviction this week.
• Dan got it in his head that the show tonight would be a live eviction show.
• Wrong, Dan.
• Although you were wearing the same clothes you wore today.
• Ian told Britney and Dan that Frank wants to put Dan and Danielle on the block and try to work with Shane and Britney.
• Frank also agreed to throw the HoH to Ian.
• Hmm.
• Ian is still on his hate fest about Joe. He told both sides he wants a time limit on how long Joe stays in the house. He's decided 7th place is far enough.
• Dan once again told Britney that he can't protect Ian much longer -- he's already "fallen on the sword twice this week and that's not good gameplay."
• Britney got all upset with Ian because he mentioned that Dan and Danielle would go up. Now it puts Dan and Danielle in the position where they might be willing to work with Frank!
• Ian apologized.
• Profusely.
• Hey, Secret Squirrel ... you knew the job was dangerous when you took it.
• "You just sent me home!" she shouted in a loud whisper.
• Frank told Jenn that he had to vote for Boogie to stay even knowing he's leaving.
• But he'd like to work with her again after it's over.
• Frank also started working on Joe again. This time, not so much for the Boogie vote, but afterwards.
• Ashley said "slutting it up" wasn't her strategy, but she was just so bored.
• Britney cried to Danielle. She's missing her husband's birthday and really not having a good time in the house.
• Oh well.
• If I were in that house, I'd be hitting the panic button and escaping.
• But I'd never be there in the first place.
• How about you? 

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Brainwashed ... if she had a brain to be washed!

Whoa! Bad hair day there, Britney!

Open sesame. Nope, that's not it.

Ohhh! Dollar store modeling clay!