Natalie says that 95% of the time (pre-BB house) her diet consists of fast food. Why am I not surprised?
Since my last report, they've mainly been napping. But BB finally gave them the figures for the Pandora's Box:
- Jeff $3,181, nothing extra for finding the key
- Kevin $626
- Michele $2,563
- Natalie $1,900
- I didn't catch Jordan's winnings.
- Natalie was thinking the $750 a week stipend was net, not gross.
- Natalie, I'd like you to meet Richard Hatch.
That's it for now. Short and sweet. Well, sweet unless you think of Natalie shoveling food in and chewing with her mouth open. Oh ... and why is Natalie wearing Kevin's hoodie he got in his HOH basket o' goodies? Moocher!
Hmmm ... I can't think of anything witty or clever to say about this bunch. They're not a witty and clever group of hamsters. Um. Um. Here are the events from inside that Big Brother House of Unfulfilled Potential:
- Natalie told Michele that she (Natalie) won't be keeping Jeff -- she'll be keeping her word to Kevin.
- However, Natalie went on to say that neither of them (Michele and Natalie) would have a chance to win in the final two with Kevin.
- Natalie denied having a final two deal with Kevin.
- Michele told Natalie she'd rather see Jeff go at the final three.
- Natalie admitted to Michele that she hasn't been giving 100% during comps but now will give 110%.
- I bet she still can't win comps.
- Michele said she'd be willing to get Kevin out next week because he went back on his word this week.
- The hamsters can smell the smoke from the wildfires.
- Jeff and Jordan are working to get Michele to use the veto to take Jeff off the block.
- Jeff told Michele she'd have his vote to stay but he couldn't guarantee what Natalie and Kevin would do.
- Like Michele is stupid enough not to save herself with the veto.
- Wait.
- Is she falling for it?
- Oh my ... it seems so.
- Or, is she just acting like she's playing along?
- Jeff believes Kevin is targeting Natalie with the save Jeff plan and is disgusted that Kevin is betraying Natalie (as he betrayed him).
- Then the feeds got blocked and the veto ceremony went down.
- Michele's no fool. She saved herself.
- Jeff and Jordan are now on the block.
- Jordan cried.
- Jeff and Jordan said that Casey and themselves are the only ones who came to the game to make friends. Everyone else is all about the money.
- Um. I can make friends without being ridiculed on Internet feeds, a national television show, and mocked on message boards everywhere. Go on the show to make friends? Feh.
- It's all about the money.
- Now Jordan wants to quit.
- Natalie (for once) offered good advice, telling her that's not the way to go.
- Jordan is sure that Jeff will go this week, she'll go next.
- I don't think so. I think Natalie and Kevin will try to get Michele out next because she's the one most likely to win a comp.
Yikes, they're snacking again! Not only will they gain weight, but it's really annoying listening to them chomp and chew all the time. Here are the evening's happenings from inside that Big Brother House of Oral Fixations:
- Natalie told Kevin not to bother talking to Jeff anymore -- he's going home.
- Jeff told Jordan that Michele was lying about everything. They think she's losing it.
- Michele had been crying again. It's got to be rough being alone, but she's a stronger competitor than either Jordan or Natalie, for sure.
- BB gave them alcohol again. Sheesh, I swear the show wants to create alcoholics. Who drinks booze every night?
- Natalie said the day they entered the house, BB did her make-up for her.
- Jordan thinks she can talk Natalie into keeping Jeff.
- Jordan is still willing to give up her chance to win for her man Jeff.
- Jeff and Jordan think they'll both wear black for the eviction.
- Jeff wondered if there's more to the Pandora's Box and the key he found.
- BB hasn't told them the money amounts or what the key means.
- Kevin and Natalie plan to team up with Jordan after Jeff leaves.
- After they get Michele out, they'll target Jordan and be the final two.
- That's their plan.
- Michele may just muck it all up. She's a very determined woman.
The show has started here on the East Coast. This post will be updated with the major events as it airs, but the real fun is in the comments section. Everyone is welcome, bring your own snacks and beverages! Later tonight my show review will be posted on TV Squad.
Kevin wins HOH and deserves the win!
Kevin told Jeff he has to put him and Michele on the block. If he puts Michele and Jordan on the block, Jeff wins PoV, he'd have to put Natalie up and doesn't want to do that. He assured Jeff he'd be safe.
Nominations -- Key order -- Natalie, Jordan
Jeff and Michele nominated because it's strategic, not personal ... they're the two strongest players.
