Big Brother 11 Live Feeds Sunday 9/06

Sundays are always the most boring day of the week in the house. This Sunday was the most boring Sunday. Gack. Make it end already!

• Natalie sports her twistie-tie ring as if it's a diamond and keeps gazing at it lovingly.
• Blech.
• They sat in the pool.
• They napped.
• They sat around the hot tub.
• Natalie kept gloating about Michele going home.
• Of course, that's no thanks to Natalie. She left it up to Kevin to win the veto.
• Kevin and Michele talked.
  
• Michele is resigned to leaving and seems to be avoiding the others.
• Natalie thinks "rubbing it in their faces" is such fun.
• I think she's being very cruel.
• As a bumper stick I once saw read: "Mean people suck."
• As I get this posted, Natalie, Kevin, and Jordan are in the yard talking.
• Not much going on at all.
  

Big Brother 11 Live Feeds Into Dawn Sunday 9/06

The big event of the night was their fashion show -- something BB wanted them to do, but they didn't want to do. But, once they got started, they had fun. For a while alliances, misery, lies, and evil were put aside for a good time.

• They declared Natalie the winner. I think Michele and Kevin did much better.
• They had beer and wine.
• Once again no one questioned why the show is allowing an 18-year-old to drink alcohol.
• Although I think Kevin has doubts with Natalie, it doesn't appear he will turn on her.
• It still looks like Jordan, Kevin, and Natalie in the final three.
• Of those three ... I guess I'd like Kevin for the win.
• I guess.
  

Big Brother 11 Live Feeds Into Saturday Evening 9/05

Kevin either looks pensive or worried. He shouldn't be worried -- he won the power of veto. Here are the day's happenings from inside that Big Brother House pf Whirling Dervishes:

• Michele and Jordan both studied dates for the upcoming comp.
• It did them no good.
• They've been sporting the new clothes from their luxury comp.
• Kevin muttered a lot last night and this morning. He listed the times Natalie betrayed him or didn't have his back. Plus, he thinks his man is cuter.
• Then the feeds went out for the veto, Kevin returning with the win.
• They think they have five days before the eviction. They are unaware there will be a live eviction Tuesday night.
• Kevin is starting to act on/voice his doubts about Natalie to Natalie.
• He asked her to swear on their final two deal. She offered to swear on her engagement. He scoffed and said he didn't know if it really exists.
• They're planning it to be a Michele eviction with the final three being Natalie, Jordan, and Kevin.
• Kevin told Natalie he wants to make a fake final two deal with Jordan as a cover.
• Jordan apparently did so bad in the PoV comp that she asked the diary room not to show the video to the world.
• Natalie continues to gloat about her victories.
• Kevin says they have "trust issues."

Big Brother 11 Live Feeds Noms and More 9/04

Okay, Natalie's mysterious Pandora's Box has taken away her shot at playing for power of veto. I think that's the only truth being told. The boyfriend story was fabricated with Kevin at her side. Yet Kevin doesn't know the details of Pandora's Box either.

• Natalie has been saying that she planned to put Michele and Kevin on the block.
• Will the fact that only Kevin can try to save himself affect her choice? Or will she let her ally sink or swim on his own?
• There were little people in the period of blocked feeds. Or, perhaps a single little person. Kevin was scared. There was also a cockroach lady. I don't think I want to know.
  
• Another truth was that a picture of Natalie's boyfriend was on the box. But the rest seems to all be fabricated.
• They got ready for their fashion show -- something Kevin said BB wanted them to do.
• Nominations went down as expected. Natalie nominated Kevin and Michele.
• Jordan Natalie again confirmed her final two deal with Jordan.
• Natalie's speech was apparently very hurtful to Michele.
• Why am I not surprised?
• Kevin told Jordan and Michele he thinks there was more to Pandora's Box than the engagement. Why would someone hide an engagement and then say it was a prank?
• Natalie said that she's not a good liar.
  
• I say that she lies so much that she believes her own lies to be the truth.
• Hey ... is that a pathological liar?
• Kevin is very worried about going home. It's two against one in the PoV.
• Kevin thinks that Michele is trying to work both Jordan and Natalie.
• Kevin should worry. Natalie doesn't seem all that concerned that she can't save him.
• Are you surprised?
  

Big Brother 11 Live Feeds - Friday Evening 9/04

After a long feeds break, they're back. I'm confused. Natalie got her mystery power. Kevin is telling her that she needs to explain herself because right now no one will want her in the final two with them -- she said something about "reversal." Now she's making up a story about her boyfriend and said she got screwed out of playing for the PoV.

Earlier she apparently told them she was screwed out of 500 grand but they thought it was the level of the coup d'etat. Now she's telling them her story. If she didn't open the box, she could participate in PoV. Open it and she can't.

Of course, now she's telling stories. I think the only real truth is that she can't play in the veto. I feel she chose some kind of greedy option. She's not making sense. Michele and Jordan are leery of the story.

She's embellishing a bit too much for me. The nominations haven't gone down and I'm just sitting here baffled. We have no clue what happened with the Pandora's Box.

Big brother 11 Live Feeds Friday Daytime 9/04

Natalie's HOH robe, crown, and shades put Dustin's to shame.

Here are the day's events from that Big Brother House of Lazabouts:

• Both Jordan and Michele think they might be making progress with deals with Kevin and Natalie.
• I don't think so.
• Kevin and Natalie have a final two pact that they're just not bringing up for discussion with Michele and Jordan. As a matter of fact, they're denying it. Natalie told them they only had a final four deal.
• Ants and more ants. I hope they give Natalie bug nightmares.
• Natalie and Jordan talked about how they don't trust Kevin.
• Sigh. Jordan thinks Natalie's being truthful.
• Natalie still plans to nominate Michele and Kevin. Of course, she doesn't want Kevin to leave.
  
• During an outdoor lockdown, a smaller table was put in the kitchen.
• Kevin and Natalie are still plotting to drive Michele bonkers. Apparently the diary room has nixed all of their plans.
• Good.
• Michele is probably bonkers enough being in the house with them.
• The feeds have now been blocked with trivia for a while. I'm assuming it's the nominations ceremony.
• BB was building something for the POV earlier, but since they haven't had nominations yet ...
• I'll update when I find out.
  

Big Brother 11 Live Feeds Into Friday 9/04

Oh, no! Don't drink wine, Jordan!

Here's the scoop from inside that Big Brother House of Female Bonding:

• After the luxury clothing comp (blocked to the feeds), the three gals in the house sat down to pizza and wine.
• Natalie, reinforcing the idea that she doesn't have blood on her hands, told Michele and Jordan how it was all Kevin and she's not Kevin.
• She also told them she would be putting Kevin on the block.
• Mind you, just a few hours earlier she told Kevin she was with him to the final two and she keeps her word.
• Natalie's HOH room blatantly screamed, "I'm over 21!" It had Mike's Hard Lemonade and a college graduation stuffed bear.
• I don't expect Jordan to pick up on it, but c'mon Michele!
• Kevin suggested they do a fashion show with the new clothes. He quickly declared it wasn't his idea and the feeds got blocked. BB must want them to do a fashion show, eh?
• She got eight pounds of Red Vines ... I wonder if a free coupon for a dentist comes with that.
• In her letter from her father, he warned her that to win is good, but not to win at any cost.
• Huh, she is going to nominate Kevin. She and Kevin talked about it.
• She will nominate Kevin and Michele, get Jordan on their side, then vote out Michele.
• Now, that will go kerflooey if they don't get Jordan to vote their way or if Michele wins PoV.
• Michele told Kevin that Natalie doesn't trust her.
  
• Kevin told Michele he doesn't want to be in the final two with Jordan (she's popular).
• Kevin and Michele also believe Natalie is popular with the jury.
• I'd rather a Kevin/Michele final two than any scenario with Natalie in there.
• Kevin and Michele decided to get Jordan on their side and target Natalie.
• But we know Natalie can't be targeted until after someone goes home.
• And so it goes, like sand through the hourglass, these are the dwindling days from inside the Big Brother 11 house.
  

Big Brother 11 Live Feeds Into Thursday Night 9/03

We kept getting this message ... at 11:45 PM ET. Say what? Now the Jets game delayed the live show here, but ...! (BTW - the Jets won.)


Apparently the super long feeds block that got me thinking Pandora's Box was actually a luxury comp in which they got all kinds of clothing.

It looks like they cleaned up!

Oh, what a shame. All of the clothes Natalie got are too big for her. Maybe she should just keep wearing the same clothes or keep mooching off of others like she has done all season so far.

Here's what happened before the feeds went down:

• Kevin thought it was great they showed Natalie with the dragonfly.
• Natalie gloated over her win.
• Again and again.
• Natalie told Kevin he's the reason she got this far and she won't betray him.
• They want to either both sleep or at least Kevin sleep in the room with Jordan and Michele to keep them from talking together.
• Kevin thinks Pandora's Box will be back.
• Natalie thinks he's tripping.
• Still no HOH room as I post this and no nominations talk.
• But I bet we can all guess the nominations!

Added at 12:45 AM ET -- Natalie just told Michele and Jordan she will be putting Kevin on the block. I'll believe it when I see it.

Big Brother 11 Live Feeds Overnight Into Thursday 9/03

Gee, a banner plane was spotted over the house yesterday!

Okay, I lied. The banner plane was created by Zoetawny just for us. Here's the scoop from the Big Brother House of Wishful Thinking:

• BB gave Jeff his wine -- well, he's the one who was bugging them about it.
• Kevin, angry that Jeff didn't call him to share it, took a glass and then poured it down the toilet.
• He said he just didn't want Jeff to have it.
• Of course, he didn't say that to Jeff.
• Natalie and Kevin made a calendar out of the modeling clay so they could study event dates in the house.
• Michele told Jordan if they don't win veto this week, all will be over.
• Jeff and Jordan were called to the diary room together.
• Natalie cheated at chess and played by her own rules again with Kevin.
• The pranks continued in the house. Michele got sprayed by the sink.
• Michele approached Jeff asking how she can get back at Natalie and Kevin (for the pranking).
• Natalie, when pranking or cheating at chess, gets over the top obnoxious dancing around with glee and in your face laughing.
• I'm thankful she hasn't won any comps. I don't advocate violence, but it would be nice to throw her in the pool or something.
• Jeff put a glass of water atop the green room door.
• Natalie caught on, but accused Michele of doing it ... saying she saw her.
• From then on, the night was full of pranks. Saran Wrap across the toilet, etc.
• Natalie told Michele that she won't be voting for Jeff to stay and all of her deals with Kevin end tomorrow with the final four.
• She wants Michele to team up with her to get rid of Kevin this week.
• Yeah, right.
• She kept pushing Michele to go into a deal with her.
• Michele nodded and mumbled a lot, but gave her no commitment.
• Jeff and Jordan cuddled a lot in bed for his (or her) last night.
• No, the deed did not go down.
  

Big Brother 11 Live Feeds Through Wednesday 9/02

Just a word of warning -- tomorrow night's live eviction show is going to be delayed in several viewing areas on the East Coast. I know in my particular area (WCBS Channel 2 out of Manhattan, NY), the show will air after the Jets game. Supposedly that will be around 10 PM ET. If you know there is a delay in your area, please feel free to post the schedule changes with the area and station information. I'll probably put up a show blog party post at 8 PM ET, but I have no clue who will actually have the show at that time ... including East Coast feeds sites.

In today's house of fools news:

• Natalie is having cramps. Oh, poor Natalie. She MUST have a heating pad, BB. And I'm talking NOW.
• Could it be a ploy to cover if it's a physical challenge for HoH?
• Jeff and Michele worked on Natalie, assuring her that if Jeff is kept, they'll go after Kevin next week.
• They also told her she could win HOH.
• What world are they living in?
• Natalie told Jeff he's safe.
• I don't believe her.
• Jeff shouldn't believe her, either.
• Jeff and Michele would like to be the final two.
• I'd like a new large flat screen television. My chances are as good as theirs.
• Michele told Jordan and Jeff that Kevin's plan all along was to get rid of Jeff.
• Jordan said that if she stays, she'll try her hardest to win and might do better with the distraction of Jeff being around.
• Hmmm ... I'm not sure that will make her strong.
• Jordan told Michele that Natalie told her that if Michele won PoV, she'd be coming after her.
• Kevin got his HoH camera. They're still looking for the perfect shots in new poses each week.
• Natalie told Kevin she's going to ask Jeff for his Hawaii trip to vote for him to stay, but then she won't vote for him.
• Jeff and Jordan packed.
• Natalie wishes the house stocked TV dinners. Kevin told her that was "so ghetto."
• I say, but even Natalie can cook one!
• Jeff has been the culinary expert chef of the season.
• Natalie told Jordan that Jeff and Michele have both been coming to her with all kinds of ideas to keep Jeff in the game.
• Jordan was surprised that she said "both" of them.
• Natalie assured Jordan that Jeff won't be staying.
• So the spool of lies continues.
• I think Jeff is a goner tomorrow night.
  

Big Brother 11 Live Feeds Overnight Into Wednesday 9/02

Jordan doesn't seem to care for Jeff bouncing the badminton racquet off the top of her head.

Once again, there's not too much to report here. Here goes nothing (and I mean NOTHING!):

• BB refused to give them alcohol even though they know they can't have any Wednesday night, the night before the live show.
• That didn't stop our "minor" Natalie from imbibing.
• She drank four bottles of Kevin's Mike's Hard Lemonade.
• While Jeff made a remark about her age, no one pressed the issue.
• Seriously, hamsters ... if she's only 18, the production staff could not let her drink. Think about it and stop believing her lie!
• They played cards.
• Sigh. I hate watching them play cards.
• I prefer the show buying them dollar store arts and crafts.
• Jeff told Jordan that if she wants to win, she should stick with Michele over Natalie.
• Michele and Kevin had a long talk over jury votes. She's still trying to get him to turn on Natalie.
• I think if Kevin's a smart player, he'll try to get someone else to do the dirty work to get Natalie out next week.
• No one could beat her with the jury. Yet if he is responsible for the boot, she could turn the jury against him.
• Natalie told Jordan that she will be voting for her to stay and, if there is a tie, Kevin will keep her.
• Natalie was obnoxious to Kevin in her drunken overacting. I hope he picks up on this.
  
• They all went to bed early.
• They probably put each other to sleep by being so boring! Nah ... they seemed to have fun a lot of the night, but I prefer action.
• I leave you with a drunken Natalie. I know. I have a mean streak in me.
  

Big Brother 11 Through the Day Tuesday 9/01

Earlier today Jordan and Michele spent time race-walking laps around the yard.

While Natalie slept.

But as the evening came on, the houseguests split into pairs and Michele is once again the lone wolf.


Here are the happenings from inside that Big Brother House of Schemin' Demons:

• I'm sure you noticed that I'm only doing a dawn and night report today, not three reports.
• That's because this bunch isn't doing ANYTHING!
  
• I'm tempted to just post screen caps of them laying about.
  
• Well, Natalie could be lying about.
• ;-)
• Jordan didn't feel too well this morning. I'm thinking it could be a mix of stress and the wine BB is feeding them at night.
• Kevin wants to tell Michele that Natalie's acting strange and see if she falls for the bait.
• Kevin and Natalie talked more about hiding things to make the others think BB was messing with them.
• They fixed the kitchen sink so it would squirt.
• It got Jeff. He said they should learn to do the dishes instead of playing pranks.
• Kevin and Natalie are experimenting cooking on the grill.
• They can smell the wild fires in the distance and apparently the sky is affected, too. The moon is red. But the main thing I'm picking up on the feeds are a lot more sirens.
• Natalie plans to drink all of Kevin's Mike's Hard Lemonade tonight.
• BB should play along with her plan and penalize her for underage drinking.
• The one season they actually had a 19-year-old on the show, she wasn't allowed to drink at all.
• That's all I have for you. Someone go poke these folks with a cattle prod, please.
  

Big Brother 11 Live Feeds Into Tuesday Dawn 9/01

Natalie plays solitaire as the rest of the house sleeps. I know I've been anti-Natalie throughout the season, but I can't help it. I realize a lot of it is because I don't like how she's been playing the game -- glomming off power players. But there's something else:

• She's mean. Yep, you heard me.
• Her latest scheme is to rattle Michele so that she won't do well in the HOH comp -- sabotage her emotionally.
  
• She laughs when Michele cries and knows that Michele has been struggling with her emotions.
• Natalie is a bully.
• She also wants Kevin to be mean.
• She wants him to lead Jeff on during Thursday night, then evict him.

Big Brother 11 Live Feeds Into Monday Evening 8/31

Natalie says that 95% of the time (pre-BB house) her diet consists of fast food. Why am I not surprised?

Since my last report, they've mainly been napping. But BB finally gave them the figures for the Pandora's Box:

• Jeff $3,181, nothing extra for finding the key
  
• Kevin $626
• Michele $2,563
• Natalie $1,900
• I didn't catch Jordan's winnings.
• Natalie was thinking the $750 a week stipend was net, not gross.
• Natalie, I'd like you to meet Richard Hatch.

That's it for now. Short and sweet. Well, sweet unless you think of Natalie shoveling food in and chewing with her mouth open. Oh ... and why is Natalie wearing Kevin's hoodie he got in his HOH basket o' goodies? Moocher!

Big Brother 11 Live Feeds Monday Daytime - PoV Meeting 8/31

Hmmm ... I can't think of anything witty or clever to say about this bunch. They're not a witty and clever group of hamsters. Um. Um. Here are the events from inside that Big Brother House of Unfulfilled Potential:

• Natalie told Michele that she (Natalie) won't be keeping Jeff -- she'll be keeping her word to Kevin.
• However, Natalie went on to say that neither of them (Michele and Natalie) would have a chance to win in the final two with Kevin.
  
• Natalie denied having a final two deal with Kevin.
• Michele told Natalie she'd rather see Jeff go at the final three.
• Natalie admitted to Michele that she hasn't been giving 100% during comps but now will give 110%.
• I bet she still can't win comps.
• Michele said she'd be willing to get Kevin out next week because he went back on his word this week.
• The hamsters can smell the smoke from the wildfires.
• Jeff and Jordan are working to get Michele to use the veto to take Jeff off the block.
• Jeff told Michele she'd have his vote to stay but he couldn't guarantee what Natalie and Kevin would do.
• Like Michele is stupid enough not to save herself with the veto.
• Wait.
• Is she falling for it?
• Oh my ... it seems so.
• Or, is she just acting like she's playing along?
• Jeff believes Kevin is targeting Natalie with the save Jeff plan and is disgusted that Kevin is betraying Natalie (as he betrayed him).
• Then the feeds got blocked and the veto ceremony went down.
• Michele's no fool. She saved herself.
• Jeff and Jordan are now on the block.
• Jordan cried.
• Jeff and Jordan said that Casey and themselves are the only ones who came to the game to make friends. Everyone else is all about the money.
• Um. I can make friends without being ridiculed on Internet feeds, a national television show, and mocked on message boards everywhere. Go on the show to make friends? Feh.
• It's all about the money.
• Now Jordan wants to quit.
• Natalie (for once) offered good advice, telling her that's not the way to go.
• Jordan is sure that Jeff will go this week, she'll go next.
• I don't think so. I think Natalie and Kevin will try to get Michele out next because she's the one most likely to win a comp.

Big Brother 11 Live Feeds Overnight Into Monday 8/31

Yikes, they're snacking again! Not only will they gain weight, but it's really annoying listening to them chomp and chew all the time. Here are the evening's happenings from inside that Big Brother House of Oral Fixations:

• Natalie told Kevin not to bother talking to Jeff anymore -- he's going home.
• Jeff told Jordan that Michele was lying about everything. They think she's losing it.
• Michele had been crying again. It's got to be rough being alone, but she's a stronger competitor than either Jordan or Natalie, for sure.
• BB gave them alcohol again. Sheesh, I swear the show wants to create alcoholics. Who drinks booze every night?
• Natalie said the day they entered the house, BB did her make-up for her.
• Jordan thinks she can talk Natalie into keeping Jeff.
  
• Jordan is still willing to give up her chance to win for her man Jeff.
• Jeff and Jordan think they'll both wear black for the eviction.
• Jeff wondered if there's more to the Pandora's Box and the key he found.
• BB hasn't told them the money amounts or what the key means.
• Kevin and Natalie plan to team up with Jordan after Jeff leaves.
• After they get Michele out, they'll target Jordan and be the final two.
• That's their plan.
• Michele may just muck it all up. She's a very determined woman.
  

Big Brother 11 Live Feeds Through Sunday 8/30

Jordan is wearing a New York shirt. I bet she's never been to New York City. It would be a hoot to see her reactions to the city.


Basically a whole lot of nothing happened today. Here's the scoop:

• Jeff and Jordan are pretty resigned that Jeff will go home.
• Jeff is bitter about it and warned Jordan not to trust either Natalie or Kevin as he's sure they're playing her too.
• Michele is much more stable and doesn't need to cry. She has the power ... until Thursday when hell starts all over again.
• Jeff doesn't think Jordan can trust Michele either.
• They slept a lot.
• Kevin thinks Jeff has to go because he'd be after him (Kevin) if he stays.
• Jordan and Kevin both think they're about the same with the jury votes.
• Kevin thinks that Natalie has lots of jury votes.
• They're all going to gain more weight if they keep eating and sleeping all the time.
• Natalie and Kevin think Jeff is doing himself in with his behavior. Both talk about he could save himself. I honestly don't see either of them keeping him, do you?
• I think they're upset that he's not sucking up to them.
• If I were Jeff, I probably wouldn't be sucking up to them either. That way, when they stab you in the back, it's not as traumatic.
• On a side note, there have been lots of sirens around the BB house yesterday and today.
  

Big Brother 11 Live Feeds Into Dawn Sunday 8/30

They spent most of the day comatose and now they're up most the night again. Not helping matters is that BB gave them alcohol once again. In a way, the Natalie age lie keeps her from imbibing and she's often the straightest thinker on alcohol nights. Occasionally she slips and drinks, but Natalie doesn't get drunk. I think all BB hamsters should take a clue from that -- why do they go ahead and get drunk? Loose lips sink ships!

Here's the latest from that Big Brother House of Smoke and Mirrors:

• Smoke and mirrors describes the night well. Schemes and dreams could do it, too.
• Jordan, forgetting that she is trying to win a half million dollars to help her family as well as herself, is willing to blow it all for Jeff to stay in the game.
• Jeff, on the other hand, doesn't want Jordan to ruin her own chances in the game. Yay, Jeff.
• Natalie is the one most antsy trying to find out how much money the hamsters won in the Pandora Box yesterday.
• BB ain't tellin'.
• Jeff says he really can't trust Kevin again because he broke his word and put him on the block.
  
• Jeff broke his word and put Russell on the block.
• Jeff admits that it's a game and he got got. But he won't trust Kevin again nonetheless.
• He shouldn't have trusted Kevin and Natalie in the first place!
• However, Jeff still trusts Natalie, as does Jordan.
• Ack. Fools and their money will soon part.
• But do Natalie and Kevin dislike Michele more?
• Jeff can't think of a scenario in which he can make it through this week.
• Yet, there are schemes.
• Jordan is willing to go home in his place.
• Natalie, Kevin, and Jordan came up with a new scheme -- Kevin will "betray" Natalie. He'll get Michele to use the veto to save Jeff and promise to put Natalie in his place on the block with Michele. He will trash talk Natalie and convince her that he wants her out.
• Then they'll vote out Michele.
• I don't think that Michele is that dumb. I doubt she'll fall for it.
• Michele is acting like she wants Jeff to stay. She told Kevin she wants him to stay.
  
• But who can tell with her?
• Michele knows that of the people left, Natalie would be her most likely adversary.
• But no one is close to her in the house still ... near the end of the season and no one can really declare her as a friend.
• Meanwhile, Jordan has really worked herself in well with Kevin and Natalie.
• I think they'd like her in the final three, but boot her before the final two because she's too popular with everyone. No one wants her against them with the jury.
• No one has approached Michele with the latest scheme yet.
• They're muddled with alcohol.
• I'm muddled with all the schemes and dreams, smoke and mirrors.
• We'll see what happens, but I can't think of Michele pulling a Marcellas.
• Jeff himself thinks it's pointless to try.
• Jordan and Natalie think Jeff should flirt with Michele.
  
• If Natalie and Kevin do this, one of them deserve to win ... even if they save Jeff.
• Whether it's better for Jeff or Michele to leave for them, I don't know. Jeff is a strong player, but he's predictable. Michele is proving herself a strong player, but is very unpredictable and a lone wolf.
• Then again, going against Michele in the final two might be a guaranteed win for anyone. Going against Jeff may be a bit trickier.
• I just don't know.
  

Big Brother 11 Live Feeds Saturday Daytime 8/29

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There. That's as exciting as it gets.

I think today has been the dullest day ever in the house. Well, sometimes when they have that silly extended stay time with the final two, maybe that's worse. I'm basically posting this so you don't think I forgot about you.

Here's the latest from the Big Brother House of Snoozing Losers:

• Jeff is dreading going to the jury house with the people he evicted and watching [bleeping] movies and [bleep].
• Jeff doesn't want to campaign to stay because it would mean Jordan goes home.
• We need to remind ourselves that the veto meeting hasn't happened yet.
• But I don't see Michele pulling a Marcellas.
• Natalie mentioned how often Michele goes to the bathroom. (I told you there's nothing happening!)
• Jeff told Jordan that Michele has no reason to save him.
• Kevin thinks Michele needs to go next because she's a strong player and not to be trusted.
• If Michele is HOH and Kevin or Natalie win veto, they would get Jordan out.
• Well, duh.
• Natalie thinks she could beat Michele in a comp.
• Yeah, right.
• Jeff isn't really talking to anyone but Jordan and no one is talking to him ... but Jordan.
• He drank an entire bottle of wine last night and probably is feeling that a bit, too.
• They're all napping except Michele. She's staring off into space.
• Um, okay. I must stare into space now.