'Big Brother 7: All Stars' - Live Feed Report - 7/17 Into The Evening

<--- Don't pick, don't tell. Or, pale is the new tan.

It's not as volatile so far tonight in the house as it was last night, but they don't seem to have alcohol. That, of course, proves my theory that BB gives them alcohol to stir up the hornets' nest as much as because they request it.

What happened today since I last posted? Here's the scoop from the Big Brother House of Goop:

• A Jase quote: "The people in here are weird." I can't add much to that, can I?
• Howie and Janelle want to keep Nakomis, Marcellas and Danielle want to keep Diane. They all had a very long strategy talk going over pros and cons.
• After Danielle left Janelle, she mumbled to herself, "You think I'm doing this for S6, I'm not. I'm doing this for Danielle. Y'all better recognize."
• In a strategy talk, Kaysar told Janelle that Jase is nervous because he knows they know he's with Diane. Janelle brought up that they don't have enough votes to save Nakomis -- a few are on the fence, though. Danielle won't commit. Marcellas feels sorry for Diane and says he must vote for her to stay. [Editor's note: Argh. That's how Cowboy got as far as he did!]
  
• Danielle had a long friendly get-to-really-know-you with Nakomis. They seemed to get along well, but I haven't a clue if it changed her mind about wanting her out.
• Nakomis said she won't be mad at anyone if she gets voted out -- it's just a game.
• A Marcellas quote: "The last time I was the black guy who talked to himself. This time I'm the black guy who makes weird sounds.' [Editor's note: I got a kick out of him talking to himself that season. He was a hoot! He is so not a hoot this season.]
• Mike Boogie um... christened Howie's Jack Shack for the season. [Editor's note: He's obviously not the Master of his Domain.]
• Danielle told him he could keep the bottle of lotion he used.
• Marcellas and Janelle took a bubble bath together (in bathing suits) and talked strategy. Same old, same old... new location.
• Marcellas said that if he wins HOH, he'll put up both Mike Boogie and Will and get it over with.
• Diane and Nakomis were talking about who they thought would be the final two. Diane thinks Erika and Danielle. Nakomis thinks George and Danielle.
• Howie and Janelle are quietly studying for questions about the house which may be in a HOH comp.
• The HG are enthralled with a spider in the yard. [Editor's note: Every season there's one, but you'd think they'd be more interested in the pet tarantulas!]
• Now Marcellas is trying to talk Erika into voting to keep Nakomis. He says that if Diane stays, he'll be stuck with a house of frat boys. Nakomis would keep her word and not go after them, then they can gang up on her at the end. [Editor's note: Dang, he changes his mind every two hours or so.]
• Mike is badmouthing Janelle as I type this. He creeps me out. He's mean.

So, there things stand. We know the Veto wasn't used and it's a guess who's going to go home. What I am seeing is that Janelle can really manipulate Marcellas. I also think that Danielle is working just about everybody except Jase. She's playing a solid game after almost blowing it in the first week.

Who's going home Thursday?

Don't ask me!

'Big Brother 7: All Stars' - Live Feeds Report - Daytime/POV Ceremony - 7/17

<-- Product placement? Or, as James says, "Milk or SLOP? Orange juice or SLOP? Diet Coke or SLOP?"

Well, after last night's activities, one can only wonder what today will bring.

Here's the latest news from the daytime hours in that Big Brother House of Malicious Meandering Monkey-Boys:

• Danielle was the first to awaken at around 10 AM their time, shortly followed by the BB Voice From Above: "Good Morning, houseguests. The Veto Ceremony will begin in two hours."
• Since few jumped, another announcement was mad a half-hour later stating it would be held in 90 minutes. [Editor's note: Well, if they didn't stay up all night!]
• Will told George and Nakomis that the Veto might be used because Mike acted up so much last night.
• James asked Nakomis if Erika has said anything to them about using the Veto. [Editor's note: He just can't stand not knowing, can he?]
• George cooked up fried slopcakes for the BB Slop eaters.
• Nakomis and Diane both hope Erika will use the Veto, but don't think she will.
• Kaysar told Marcellas he nominated Diane and Nakomis to "cause friction and find out alliances." [Editor's note: @@ - Hmm, Kaysar's getting a lot of eyerolls from me so far this season! The Man With A Plan better get his act together.]
• There were flame/clouds and then... the Veto was NOT used. Nakomis is upset, thinks she's going home.
• Diane is upset, too. Both plan not to campaign to stay and let the chips fall where they may. Both fuss for what seems to be forever. And a day.
• Marcellas told Mike his "reign of terror" isn't going to work and that he wasn't even on the radar until his activities last night.
• The rest of the afternoon dissolved into porno talk, drugs talk and miscellaneous fussing about BB Slop and the heat.

Remember, the big new here -- the Veto was not used. Nakomis and Diane are still on the block. From what folks are saying, it looks like Diane would be the choice to evict. But anything can change in three days in the house.

'Big Brother 7: All Stars' - Live Feeds Digest - Overnight Into 7/17

The House of Big Personalities and Perhaps Even Bigger Bad Judgment was hopping last night.


Here's the latest:

• Erika asked Kaysar if he still wants to get rid of the same person. He told her now it's Diane. She said she'll do whatever he wants her to do with the veto.
• Janelle thinks they (Howie, James and herself) should tell Kaysar they should keep Nakomis. [Editor's note: Communication is key, guys!]
• Marcellas and Danielle both are campaigning for Diane to stay.
• Marcellas now feels better about Danielle being in the house than Mike/Will. He warned Janelle that Kaysar sold them out with his deal.
• Will complained about Janelle in front of S6 Players.
• Diane got sleazy and was giving body shots of alcohol to the guys.
• BB won't allow them to have whipped cream in the hot tub. What a surprise, eh?
• Kaysar told Marcellas why he wants to put up the stragglers while Marcellas tried to convince him Mike Boogie should go. [Editor's note: I agree with Marcellas!]
• Will thinks Kaysar may put up Jase if the veto is used.
• Diane went into a crying jag.
• Will told Kaysar that Diane and Nakomis should stay and he should go on the block. [Editor's note: Say what? He did, he really did? But, did he mean it?]
• Mike Boogie picked on Marcellas and now those two are nasty to each other.
• Janelle had a verbal fuss with Mike Boogie and told him she didn't like him referring to her as Queen Bee.
• Mike Boogie and Jase sucked up to Kaysar telling him how great he was doing as HOH. [Editor's note: Just a tad patronizing and condescending, eh? Dang, I hope Kaysar realizes this!]
• Janelle lit into Kaysar about the problems with Chilltown. He tried to calm her down. She's mad about the deal he made and he seemed to basically dismiss her concerns.
• Kaysar doesn't think Janelle and Howie are playing the game and he is. [Editor's note: Okay, Kaysar deserves an eyeroll. @@ ]
• Mike ranted about Marcellas being with S6 Players and gloated about them all being scared of him. [ @@ ]
• Mike and Will think that, with Howie, they'd make a great final three. [Editor's note: Ah, yes... they have taken a liking to Howie. Has he to them? I don't think so.]
• Nakomis said she doesn't like people starting drama. [Editor's note: She's in the wrong house then. That's the point behind the show!]
• Mike got drunk (thanks to BB) and was truly obnoxious for most of the night.
• Kaysar still thinks he has some sort of Grand Plan. Janelle told him the CT was planning to come after them one by one. He asked if she wanted him to use the veto to evict one of them, she said yes. Then he said that Nakomis will come around to them if she stays, but they have to get rid of Diane.
• Kaysar has a plan for if Mike wins HOH, but we got... flame/clouds and bad music before we could hear the plan.
• Kaysar thinks Janelle has been listening to Marcellas too much while she's convinced the S6 Players are in danger.
• Danielle complained to the S6 Players about Chilltown calling her out and bothering her.
• George seems to have gravitated to Chilltown, but I'm not sure how well he's actually accepted by them.
• A Kaysar quote: "In order for good to exist, there must be evil." Um. Okay. He could keep one evil and there would still be good.
• Mike/Will worked on Howie trying to turn him against James.
• Erika, Marcellas and Nakomis talked about how the Chilltown bunch was "strong-arming" everyone else.
• Kaysar told Janelle he didn't want to let Nakomis know ahead of time that they were going to save her. He's upset that she already has talked to Nak about it.
• Even Diane told Kaysar/Janelle that Chilltown was harassing Howie in the yard. Kaysar said Howie can handle it.
• Kaysar wants Chicken George out next because he's with Chilltown. [Editor's note: Duh... and what are Mike and Will? @@ ]
• Kaysar thinks Chilltown should be called Meltdown.
• Kaysar thinks one reason they must keep Nakomis is because she's a threat to Jase.
• Kaysar told Howie to stay on the same level with Chilltown, "Don't go Busto on them."
• The last of the Up All Night Crowd, Janelle and Kaysar just went to sleep a bit before I'm posting this.

Well, it's happened. It took a while, but Big Brother's House is starting to explode. Or implode. Anyway, it's getting ugly. Yay!

'Big Brother 7: All Stars' - Live Feeds Report - Into The Evening 7/16

Come tomorrow, the hamsters will have been in the Habitrail... er... Big Brother house for two weeks. Yes, they went in on Monday, July 3rd. How time flies when you're eating glop, bobbing for rats and having a jolly ol' time.

Here are the latest happenings I deemed important or amusing from the feeds in that Big Brother House of Deceitful Ne'er-do-wells:

• James snapped at George only to find himself barraged by Marcellas' mouth. "You go right out and apologize to him! You had no right to be that way! He's the one who cooks! He's the one who cleans! We're just a bunch of [bleeping] slobs! He didn't deserve to be treated that way!" Eep.
• Nakomis, while talking to Marcellas, referred to the show as the Jase, Boogie, Will and Howie Show.
• Kaysar had a long talk with Mike Boogie about his religion and culture. Boogie actually was asking the questions and seemed interested. [Editor's note: Was he really interested or was this another act? I dunno.]
• In the talk, Kaysar told him that Michael (BB6) was told he couldn't be on the show unless he (Kaysar) went on. He was worried about how he and his religion would be perceived, so the show had him call religious virgin Jason from BB3 to get his take on how a religious person might be able to be on the show and not compromise his values.
• Jase and Will played with their mics, making funny noises and blowing air into them and such. BB Voice: "Please treat your microphone with respect."
• Marcellas doesn't wear underwear. [Editor's note: No, I wasn't looking - he said he didn't and I didn't ask for proof!]
• Janelle wants to boycott the Diary Room until she gets more pickles and honey for her BB Slop. James jumped on the bandwagon.
• Janelle was called to the DR. After saying no, she went.
• Janelle doesn't like Kaysar's hanging out with Mike/Will. But when James asked her if she thought he joined them, she said no. She also thinks that Howie has been hanging around them too much, too.
• Janelle wants Diane gone this week.
• Nakomis asked BB for cyanide and protein power. Janelle asked what cyanide is. [Editor's note: And she's the brains of the operation, right? Oh, Janie!]

That about does it for now. Tomorrow should be the POV Ceremony. That could be interesting. Not that we see it on the feeds, of course. But the HG loose lips sink ships and all.

'Big Brother 7: All Stars' - Live Feeds Report - Sunday 7/16 - Screen Caps

<--- Party animals after Mike's birthday festivities. And, what an unusual party it was. But that will come just a bit later in this report.

Right now, let's go back to this morning and start from there. Oh, okay... no one was awake. Turn those clock hands forward a smidgen and I'll dive right into the happenings of our favorite BB All-Star Whackos in the House of Both Slop and Slobs:

• Mike was actually the first one up this morning at about 10:15 AM, their time. He was quickly joined by the usual first up Nakomis. Last night she tried to see if he would make any deals with her, but no go. Will he make any today?
• Mike thinks his mother is probably upset because it's his birthday and he's her only child. [Editor's note: Oh, poor baby. He could just go home!]
• The BB Slop has kicked in with the houseguests on restriction. Now they'd prefer PB&J. James whined and fussed about lacking energy from not eating.
• Will was the last to straggle into the Land of the Living at around 12:30 PM their time.
• Marcellas, Janelle, Danielle and Nakomis had a long talk about both Will and Jase. They think Will is definitely charismatic, but Jase is extremely bitter. [Editor's note: Gee, the HG from some past shows wouldn't know what "charismatic" means, to say nothing about pronouncing it right. At least this crew has some brights.]
• A Will quote: "Call the FBI, because we're stealing the show!"
• Will told Mike Boogie that they should lie to the house telling them there's a luxury comp. They would put the other men in indoor lockdown and send the girls to the pool in bikinis, then spend the day with them. [Editor's note: Well, it was better than his proposed lie that he had cancer in his season.]
• Diane told the guys stories about all the men she's cheated on. [Editor's note: May I have an eyeroll, please? @@ ]
• Will and Kaysar set up a surprise birthday party for Mike. They set up the table with cake and sushi.
• Will conned Erika into laying on the table legs spread with all the food. Oh, and whipped cream, too. Her comment, "Why is it always me talked into this stuff?"
• Will wrote Happy Birthday on Erika with the whipped cream. BB was sure to get a shot of it; that will make the show.
• Party, party, sing, sing, blah, blah. Mike ate the whipped cream off of Erika, not really a surprise to me.
• Before long, the BB Slop eaters drifted away with the exception of Howie.
• Howie just walked around the table saying how good the food looked while Will kept egging him on to eat (thus receive a penalty nomination). Howie didn't fall for it.
• Nakomis, Janelle and Marcellas sat in the yard. Marcellas ranted and raved, then ranted some more about the BB Slop. They think BB wants to drive them apart with the food. Marcellas thinks they started it too soon in the season and someone would just quit.
• No one has quit.
• Erika and Nakomis had a long talk. While Nakomis isn't campaigning against Diane, she's certainly working the mojo for herself. She was the early target and now just about the whole house likes her, at least the S6 Players and Friends.
• Erika might very well use the veto to save Nakomis. At least, that seems to be the current thought.
• Howie came into the backyard wearing only a party hat to cover his um... goods. Yes, I got a screen cap.
• Janelle is solidly in favor of Nakomis staying. Even James is swinging in that direction.
• Out of context here, but deserving of mention: Nakomis told Janelle and Marcellas that she first thought Howie was a bully, but now knows he's a sweetheart deep down inside.
• Dang, forget about Jase being the bitter one. Marcellas makes him look like a pansy this afternoon. [Editor's note: I couldn't resist.]

Remember, the show is on at 8 PM ET/PT in most viewing areas tonight. Of course, I have my own private show goin' on right here.