'BB7: All-Stars' - Live Feeds Update - Food Comp Info

Erika must have hurt herself. Will just advised someone that she'll need x-rays.

Make sure to check my previous entry for screen-caps and a bit of information on the food comp.

Here's more:

• It was rats (fake, I'm sure) they were seeking in the slop trough.
• They divided into two teams and partnered within the teams.
• I don't think that was Janelle in my screen shot. Erika? The cameras were once again very jerky, like in HOH last last night.
• The partners were tied together.
• The first team to get all their rats eats for the week.
• The losers get the slop. [Please, Sir? May I have more?]
• The team with Janelle lost the comp (including Marcellas?). Right now I'm not positive on the teams.

Teams update:

Losing team members: Janelle, Marcelles, Howie, James, Nakomis, and Danielle

Winning team members: Will, Diane, Erika, Mike, Jase, and George

'BB7: All-Stars' - Live Feeds Update - Food Comp/Screen Caps

The food comp is in progress. It's called "Slop 'Til You Drop."

The backyard is done up in a farm motif and the HG have to stick their heads into a slop trough (like pigs use) in search of something. I'm not sure what they're seeking, but they can't use their hands.

I'm also not sure if it's the whole house or they're divided into teams. The feeds went on briefly -- Quad Cam above, then Janelle and Mike Boogie. I'm also not sure of the punishment food.

It went to flameclouds. And, as I typed this, the feeds returned for a moment -- the comp is over. Now flameclouds again. With bad music.

An update will be posted when I know more.

'Big Brother 7: All-Stars' - Live Feeds Report - Overnight Into 7/14

Ah, and so it begins. With the first eviction and then a second HOH win involving an S6 houseguest, the divide betwixt our hamsters is beginning to grow.

Here's what happened during the overnight hours:

• Will and Mike must have said a half dozen times how much Howie changed with "power." "It's like he's a different person. He was funny and a clown, now he's nasty and gloating." Yep, that's Howie!
• Kaysar, Janelle and Howie wonder why, if James is "with" them, he doesn't hang out with them. He claims he does. They don't really trust James, not at all.
• The HOH bedroom was completely redone for Kaysar. I wanted to take a screen cap for you, but it was like the cameraman was drunk -- spinning around, focusing in and out on the HG, etc.
• Mike Boogie quote: "The Nerd Herd is going to seem like Sesame Street."
• Will and Mike worked on Erika to align her with the Non-S6 Alliance.
• Howie is still pushing for a Nakomis nomination.
• Howie said any information given to Jase goes right back to Will and Mike.
• The core group of S6 players noticed the "floaters" weren't coming around the HOH room after the initial new room excitement.
• Janelle wondered more about the rumored Mr. And Mrs. Smith alliance and Nakomis involvement with it. (A set-up alliance pre-show with Alison, Jase and Diane.)
• Kaysar wants to make Jase feel safe, not necessarily be safe.
• Kaysar thinks Nakomis thinks three or four moves ahead in her strategy.
• Janelle wants to make a deal with Nakomis.
• Off with The Others, Will is claiming that if they lose the food comp, he'll eat anyway just to get a penalty nomination since "I'm going to go home anyway."
• Kaysar said the Marcellas needs to be public about his alliance with S6 Players if he's going to reap the benefits of it.
• Kaysar pointed out that unless the Smith Alliance is real, if Nakomis goes home, Diane will be playing solo.
• Janelle and Kaysar discussed the pros and cons of nominating Nakomis and Diane.
• Kaysar told Erika he wasn't trying to win HOH, but did.
• They think George is cooking and cleaning to stay in the house.
• Kaysar's music for HOH is Norah Jones. They had to tell Howie who she is.
• Jase thinks he was nervous and sounded dumb in his Julie Chen live show interview.
• Nakomis told Janelle she threw Alison a sympathy vote and that she thought she would be the only one.
• There's a new HOH bedroom rule this season that people can't sleep on the floor in there. Thanks, Maggie and Co.!
• The S6 Players tried to come up with a new name for their alliance.
• Howie thinks Jase is 100% in with the new Chilltown, but Janelle doesn't think so.
• Marcellas thinks he'll be targeted before Janelle and that the Others actually want to keep the Big Players in the game.
• Marcellas said the Internet audience will like them because they stay up late and give them something to write about. [Editor's note: Who? What? Writers on the Internet? What a novel idea!]
• They're fussing that BB will make them get up early, but Marcellas and Co. are still up as I post this report. @@

More later today!

'BB7: All-Stars' - Live Feeds Update - After The Show 7/13

<---Janelle and Jase in the backyard a little while ago.

The feeds came back about ten minutes after the live show finished here on the East Coast. Someone asked in a comment earlier why Nakomis left such a surly goodbye message for Alison and I'll address that here. Nakomis voted for Alison to stay. When she made the deal with her, she warned her to keep quiet or she'd blow it. She didn't and she did. So, in Nakomis' mind, Alison's eviction is her own darn fault.

To the feeds:

• Janelle thinks Alison called her "fat" on the show. She's upset. [Editor's note: Janelle herself has talked about how much weight she gained last season.]
• Danielle said Alison called her last season when Janelle was voted off. She and Nakomis think Alison was jealous of Janelle.
• Howie and Will think the show must have great coverage of them following each other around. Both like air time.
• Howie told Kaysar that if he puts Will on the block, he should be up there with him because everyone obviously thinks Will is smarter than he is. And, if he isn't smarter than Will, he shouldn't be in the house. [Editor's note: @@ Just an eyeroll, Howie, just an eyeroll.]
• Jase says the house isn't as exciting this time around.
• Howie, Kaysar, James and Janelle were talking about the upcoming food comp. When Diane entered the room, they all went "Shh." [Editor's note: Will they be making Diane the new April?]
• Howie warned Kaysar not to tell any "secrets" to Jase.
• Janelle told Howie and Kaysar that Julie asked her if she trusted her alliance. I didn't see her mentioning that to James! ;-)
• Nakomis and Diane think James is loyal to S6.
• Howie went odd for a bit (well, more odd) and screamed "Will loves Howie!" for several minutes.
• Jase told Janelle that Diane doesn't like her.
• Diane said the voice in the DR was mean to her when refusing to give them alcohol tonight. "No alcohol on live show nights! No alcohol on Thursday nights!" Since the show is at 5 PM for them, the only thought is the food comp the next day.
• Will's sure he will be nominated.
• James wants Nakmis and George nominated while Howie wants Nakomis gone.
• The houseguests aren't sure if the Sunday show (instead of Saturday) will change the day for nominations. They know the food comp is tomorrow (Friday), but wonder if the noms may be done on Saturday.

That's it for now. Kind of mellow, yet quietly strategic.

'Big Brother 7: All-Stars' - Live Show - 7/13

Tonight marked the season's first live show and its first eviction. Now, of course, since I'm into the feeds (as are most of the blog's readers), often the taped shows hold few surprises. Not that I don't watch them, mind you. I certainly want to see them even when I know what's going to happen.

The live eviction shows are a bit trickier. When the houseguests' votes are filmed the day before, BB tells them not to talk about them or the talkers could receive penalty nominations. This time, I didn't catch anyone directly talking about their vote, but Janelle was saying it would be 8-2 to vote Alison out.

After the show's inevitable recap, tonight's show began with Boogie talking of the "claws being out." Actually, though there is competition, there haven't really been any big brouhahas. Mike thinks that if Alison stays, she'll fight with Janelle because they're both blonde. @@ (Yes, I'm rolling those eyes!)

Alison approached James and it didn't fly. Danielle approached George and told him she'd never put him up or vote for him. A lie? Perhaps, but they made the deal. Alison was shown eavesdropping on James as he told Janelle of her approach, but I can't believe the show didn't show her hiding in the pot at all!

Marcellas likened the choices for eviction as "Which would you prefer? Gonorreah or the clap? How do you choose?"

Julie Chen, who seemed a bit off pace tonight, talked to the New and Improved Jase, who credits his changes to his new love in his life. He also said that with all the big personalities in the house, it's best just to be a bit laidback and observe, let the others sink themselves.

There was a segment with Alison's new boyfriend and Justin, her X from the X-Factor. Of course, they weren't together. Justin certainly knows Alison. He's looking good. The new boyfriend is a doctor, or perhaps just plays one on TV. He thinks she's just great and has matured. The show ended making a fool of him.

They only showed four votes as the show progressed, most likely to stretch it out a bit. Diane for Danielle (eviction), George for Alison, Kaysar for Alison, Nakomis for Danielle. Of course, it would be moot after that point, so Julie just announced it. With a bit of a scare to Danielle, that is. And I'm not sure that was on purpose, either. "By a vote of 8 to 2, Danielle, you are (long pause) safe."

I was more impressed with Alison's behavior in her exit interview with Julie than I've been with her in three reality shows. She actually handled herself quite well. Erika teared up in the goodbye video and Alison seemed genuinely touched. She took her eviction well, but was expecting it.

The HOH comp was called "Alison Rules." Alison was asked several true/false questions about the houseguests and the HG had to answer what they thought Alison would say. The first few questions were simple, but then one took down all but Nakomis and Kaysar. Two questions in and Nakomis had a wrong answer. Julie announced that Nakomis was the new HOH. Nakomis almost sputtered trying to point at Kaysar who just looked all confused. Julie apologized and then announced Kaysar the winner, said it was a mistake.

Off the pace, just a bit.

And, that was it, for the most part. The feeds returned not long after the show and I'm gathering some "schtuff" for a feeds entry.

'BB7: All-Stars' - 7/13 East Coast Update - HOH

One HOH this time and it's... what up KAYSAR.

'BB7: All-Stars' - East Coast Update 7/13 Eviction

By a vote of 8-2, Alison is evicted.

Nakomis and Diane are the two who voted to evict Danielle.

Tonight's (7/13) 'BB7: All-Stars' Live Show Blogging Schedule

As I watch the show here on the East Coast, I'll make quick East Coast Update entries as important events happen, especially for the West Coast show fans who don't like to wait.

To refresh this blog to find the most recent post, hitting JULY over there ---> (on right sidebar) might bring up something you're not seeing on the main page.

You can also see the latest feeds from this blog on the AOL Big Brother page.

Sometime much later on tonight, I'll post a recap/review of the live show events. I have a feeling the feeds won't come back up tonight until after the show has aired in West Coast time, but I'll let you know.

Are you ready, blogguests?

Graphic by Zoetawny.

'Big Brother 7: All-Stars' - Live Feeds Today Before Live Show

I was hoping to post a few last minute primping screen caps as the houseguests readied themselves for the live show. Alas, all went to trivia questions (simple ones) with a flameclouds background and... you got it... bad hyped-up music!

I have a few of the questions asked posted here so you can get the idea.


Here's what happened in the house today so far:

• Danielle was the first houseguest up... even before 8:00 AM! Scary.
• Nakomis was the first one up for good at about 8:15 AM.
• They small-talked while eating breakfast.
• The rest woke up as an indoor lockdown was in progress (which explains Nakomis and Danielle eating in the kitchen).
• James claimed any man who shaves his legs is a "smuggler" unless he's a swimmer or runner. A smuggler? I haven't a clue.
• James, Mike and Dani exercised in the gym.
• Mike told Will all the others are studying house/game facts.
• Mike hopes Nakomis doesn't win because he wouldn't like her music received for HOH. (This week it seems Dixie Chicks is the big music.)
• Big Brother yelled specifically at Alison (at least twice) to get up around 11 AM.
• Janelle told others that BB won't let anyone sleep on the two chaises in the HOH bedroom.
• Since about 1 PM PT, it's been the trivia questions with a few glimpses of primping. They used to run the feeds pretty much right through up to a few minutes before the show. Sigh. I kept hoping it would change

'BB7: All-Star' - Live Feeds Update - Overnight Into 7/13

This morning, I'm just going to dive right into what those lovable (ahem) houseguests did in the house overnight:

• They gave shoutouts to people they know. They didn't give me a shoutout.
• Alison thinks she's going home. She could be very right.
• They talked about whether or not they'd have catered food after the live show. Some seasons they did, some they didn't.
• Kaysar thinks Will is more the Nutty Professor than the Evil Doctor.
• Janelle still hates Maggie. [Editor's note: Hate is a bit strong, I think.]
• Janelle told Howie he was fat and he said he's going to start wearing a shirt.
• Lots of sex talk, especially with the guys.
• Mike acted shocked that people were studying the house for future comps. He didn't know people were playing that "hardcore."
• Nakomis explained how the six-finger plan worked to Mike.
• They talked of the banner planes in early seasons.
• Marcellas is suspicious of Will -- he doesn't believe his talk that he'll throw comps.
• Marcellas, Howie, Janelle and Kaysar were the Up Half The Night Crew.
• They ran through house study questions, exciting stuff. 20 ants on the wall, I tell you!
• All are asleep as I post this.

Today, they'll houseclean and make themselves pretty for the live show.

'Big Brother 7: All-Stars' - Live Feeds - Evening Report 7/12

I thought I'd give you a taste of what live feed watchers are all too familiar with even this early in the season. This is what I call the flame/clouds. They're constantly billowing accompanied by a hyped-up Big Brother theme music loop. I heard Erika say that the feeds focus on the fireplace loop in the living room when the show wants to block them. How she knows what it focuses on, I haven't a clue. She shouldn't know, I wouldn't think.

As for the music, I caught myself bopping my head to it earlier today. Eep. I think I have a problem. Is there a 12 Step Program for this? I'm also losing my mind (hush, those who say I lost it long ago!). In an earlier entry, I posted I didn't think the votes had actually taken place. D'oh. Thanks to a commenter, it all came back to me as if it were yesterday -- until the numbers come down, the votes are filmed the day before. I can't believe I forgot that. A mind is a terrible thing to lose, isn't it?

Here's the skinny on what I felt were important or interesting happenings in the house this evening:

• Jase said very nice things about Cowboy. [Editor's note: He may be a nice person, but I'm still glad he's not in the house this season.]
• Will claims that if he wins HOH, he'll disagree with the other HOH over the nominations so he'll go up on the block and go home. Jase thinks he's just playing a strategy and wants to play the game.
• People (Janelle, Jase and others) keep talking about nominating Chicken George, mainly because he doesn't fit in. But, most agree that he can be fun. [Editor's note: See, we don't need Cowboy - George took his place.]
• Will made Howie promise that if wins HOH, he'll put him (Will) up on the block. If they win (Will and Howie), both end up on the block.
• They talked about movies. Yawn.
• They talked bars, foreign Big Brother shows, foreign cities. Yawn, yawn, yawn.
• Danielle told Mike and Will about the Mr. and Mrs. Smith alliance (Diane, Jase, and Alison). See my previous entry for more details on that rumored alliance.
• Mike doesn't understand Janelle's popularity with the show fans. He likens her to Tonya.
• Will wants to go home before sequester -- says he has to get back to work. Or, at least that's what he's telling folks. Act or not? I say ACT.
• Diane and Nakomis talked about the vote being 8-2 and wondering if people will know it was them voting to keep Alison. [Editor's note: I think Diane voted for Alison to stay, but I'm not so sure about Nakomis.]

That's the goods for now. Usually, when the votes have already been cast (d'oh...still can't believe I forgot they're taped this early in the season), it's peaceful in the house. I'll post an entry in the morning about the late night and overnight hours, but the day itself should be on the quiet side. The live show day is usually full of housecleaning and primping like they're going to be on national TV or something. Well, this crew is a bunch of slobs, so the house really needs a lot of work. They don't seem to care how many of us are looking at the mess every day. Sheesh!

'BB7: All-Stars' - Live Feeds Digest - Afternoon 7/12

As the hours to eviction dwindle down, have there been fisticuffs? Spats? Houseguests in thorny snits?

Well, no. This group isn't anywhere near the anomosity we've seen other seasons, particularly last season. No throwing down of chairs (except for whatever act Will's playing), no clenched fists accompanied by glares that could kill on their own.

Here's the lowdown of the happenings from the live feeds this afternoon:

• Some of the houseguests are talking as if the voting is already done. True, they've all been being called one by one to the DR (Diary Room), but they also tape good-bye messages. The votes should be live tomorrow night unless BB changed things around.
• Mike Boogie claims that Marcellas told him that both he and George voted to evict Alison. He thinks that Danielle is working with the S6 alliance to send him and Will home.
• Danielle imitated Jase walking around saying, "Alliance! I need an alliance! Any twins available for an alliance?"
• James thinks Erika is backstabbing the S6 crew.
• Janelle said that it should be a unanimous vote for Alison to go.
• George's snoring kept Kaysar awake last night. Staying up so late with his buddies sure didn't help any.
• Jase went around memorizing things in the house -- the number of ants on the wall (now minus two - one Howie broke and one Jase took), the sayings on the walls, etc.
• The houseguests got the HOH camera and had tons o' fun with it, like a barrel o' monkeys.
• Ali posed for a shot hiding in the pot where she actually hid eavesdropping last night.
• They're referring to her escapade as PotGate.
• Diane said the Internet fans must be bored. (I thank her for her concern. It's actually getting more interesting day by day, much as I thought it would.)
• They had an outdoors lockdown.
• Lots of websites talk, again not mentioning me. (Sniffle.)
• They still don't know what will replace PB&J and speculation is running amok.
• Diane doesn't know the meaning of "lethargic." Jase and Howie told her. (@@ -- rollin' them eyes at Diane!)
• James and Janelle had a long, long talk about last season. She said that she and Michael were so wrong for each other, but she didn't realize that when she was in the house. He likes to go out; she likes to stay home and watch movies. Just two totally different types of people.
• Janelle told Jase that people want to put George up for eviction. He likes the idea.

That's the height of today's excitement. A thrill a minute, I tell ya! But, honestly, they are getting more interesting to watch.

'BB7: All-Stars' - Live Feed Report and Screen Caps Today (7/12) So Far

What up, Kaysar and Company?
<--- George and Marcellas exercised together this morning. Now, where else but in the Big Brother house can you watch a middle-aged white guy who dresses funny exercise with a black gay guy who likes fluffy white bathrobes?

I dunno. If George's outfit wasn't shorts, I'd say he mimicked a Catholic school girl's uniform. Scary, ain't it?

Today, in Da House:

• Big Brother actually woke up the houseguests fairly early -- before 8:30 AM their time (PT) by blasting Sheryl Crowe music. Not that we live feeders get to hear it, of course. We get flame/clouds and bad music and then depend on the houseguests to spill the beans later.
• Diane told Erika she'd be glad with the outcome no matter which of the nominations gets evicted.
• Nakomis talked to Diane about working with Will and Mike Boogie, but told her to tell no one.
• The houseguests are all talking about Alison hiding in the pot with the pillow on her head eavesdropping for two hours last night. Antics like that aren't going to help her in the vote tomorrow.
• Danielle, however, cooked everyone pancakes for breakfast. A much better strategy indeed.
• Erika told Mike he needs to chill. He's playing the game too hard and will appear on the radar if he doesn't back off a bit.
• From Erika and Mike's conversation, now it looks like the vote is swinging almost unanimous that Alison will be evicted. Of course, that could change in the next moment.
• Erika thinks the two HOH will continue throughout the game.
• James wonders if the HOH rules are made up as the show goes along...next week three HOH, the week after...
• James warned Howie that "Erika's not totally with us" as he saw her discussing the vote with Mike.
• Marcellas thought he was going to be a big TV actor after his season. He learned the harsh reality of being on reality television.

The cameramen were apparently bored as the houseguests were being rather... um, boring... in the backyard. They took turns focusing on sunglasses. Here are Diane's Coco Chanel peepers.


James always looks like he's scheming, doesn't he? He's listening to a plane fly overhead.

Right now the talk has evolved somehow into Boston Rob.

No! No! Stop it!

It's bad enough Alison is haunting me.

More later!

Easy Feeds Access to This Blog and Thank You, AOL!

Folks, if you're having trouble figuring out the feeds for this blog, there is a solution. As many of you know, I'm indeed a longtime AOL Member. AOL has been kind enough to put this blog's feeds on their Big Brother television feature page. This is accessible to anyone on the Internet, not just AOL Members.

Whenever you visit that page, my most recent blog entry should be listed. A tip of the hat to AOL and a huge thank you!

'Big Brother 7: All-Stars' - Live Feeds Digest - Evening/Overnight 7/11 into 7/12

I don't think BB was quite prepared for all the reminiscing betwixt seasons that we're seeing. In a way, it's kind of interesting and gives us a bit of an "insider" point of view on the show. But, the extent of the "insider" talk tends to drone on and on. And on and on. Heck, I like the scheming! So, let's go for it -- the most interesting bits on the feeds from last night and through to this morning.

• Mike keeps acting as the mouthpiece for Will -- the other HG think of Mike/Will as one and the same. He tried to get Kaysar to ally with him, but Kaysar saw through the doubletalk and pointed out that he wasn't even telling him anything -- not even the eviction vote choice.
• Danielle told James she wouldn't target the S6 next week.
• James wants to target Chicken George. [Editor's note: I'm wondering why some think of George as such a threat. He could easily be removed at any time in the game. He's not good at comps and isn't a part of any huge alliance. If I were in the house, I'd consider him as fluff I could blow away at any time. I'd go to break up the power players.]
• Marcellas and Janelle had a really long talk. He SO wants Danielle out, but it's like Janelle has magical powers over him -- he will vote Alison out for her. I think he's in love. Or something. She's got him infatuated and wrapped around her pinkie. Speaking of which, I have seen Nakomis make no pinkie swears yet this season. Cool beans.
• Howie, for a change, talked about sex. Heh.
• Jase seems to be instigating Howie's picking on Nakomis bit. As I said, Howie should be careful. Nakomis isn't April.
• Erika told Janelle that Jase is running around campaigning to save Alison. (He is.)
• Janelle and Erika claim they trust each other. I would trust no one.
• Alison once again worked on George. Whether he believes all her lies or not, I don't know. He's the show wildcard -- it's hard to tell how much he actually understands all the devious plays, that wasn't around in his season.
• George shook hands with Danielle to keep her. Maybe he's devious himself. I guess we'll see.
• Before the show started, someone who lived with Diane informed Janelle (possibly the whole cast) that there would be a Mr. and Mrs. Smith alliance -- Diane studied all the past seasons, was hanging out with Alison and Jase, their alliance was the "Smiths." They supposedly contacted Will and Mike, told them to throw the first HOH so "Smiths" could win, Kaysar and Janelle would go up, Janelle evicted. This is all according to Janelle.
• Alison hid and eavesdropped on the other houseguests.
• Howie seems to have a regularly scheduled Rant Against Nakomis bit this season. I feel he's making a huge mistake.
• Nakomis and Diane seem to have formed an alliance. And, at this time, they're both upset that Alison is talking about different things they said in confidence.
• Alison tried to work on Erika, telling her she wouldn't be the target if she stays.
• Janelle told Marcellas she'd choose him over Howie, Kaysar and James if it came to that. Could it be love? Or is it just strategy?
• Marcellas, perhaps successfully, worked on Nakomis to vote out Alison.
• James is upset that Janelle talks to Jase too much and tells too much.
• James talked to Diane about George's probable vote flip-flop. No one is sure where George stands.
• Howie admitted that Nakomis is a good and smart player. (Of course, that won't stop him from picking on her!)
• Kaysar told Janelle not to let Marcellas think he has too much power in the house.
• Once again, some of the HG stayed up for most of the night. They're all asleep as I post this.

Graphic by Zoetawny.

'Big Brother 7: All-Stars' - Live Feeds Digest - Tue. 7/11 Day

Another edge-of-your-seat day of excitement in the BB7 House today!

Well, um... okay, they're still a bit on the boring side, but that's always the case this early in the season.

Here's some of the highlights (and lowlights, and some in between stuff) from today's live feeds up until the time I post this:

• As the pattern has been going so far, Danielle and Nakomis were the early risers. We're talking early at past 9:30 AM, though. Not early like Jack was.
• Danielle tried to convince Nakomis to be her partner until the end (sort of like her alliance with Jason). Nakomis wouldn't commit -- said she got involved too early in her own season and got burnt.
• Most of the rest of the houseguests straggled through by noon their time. [Editor's note: @@ I must give an eyeroll to that. C'mon, BB...set a curfew on these guys! The only good thing about them sleeping in is that I'm home from work not long after they awaken. Sheesh.]
• BB kept reminding sleeping HG that all lights in the house must remain on during the day.
• James told Alison he wished he were gay as gay men in the house are never targets. [Editor's note: I think he may be right! None have won, but the past gay guys in the house were never immediate targets. Kind of moot in this season, though. Here, they all know each other's past season strategies.]
• Nakomis and James seem to be getting along well. They jokingly (or not) made a final two agreement.
• They still think BB will make them eat bugs instead of PB&J. No bugs eaten yet, no food comps yet.
• Lots of talks of websites, some exercise, some singing -- flame/clouds!
• Will told the HG that if they want over-the-counter drugs, they have to ask BB for them now because he can no longer give them out. BB announcement: "Do NOT discuss Diary Room sessions!" Will's reply: "You TOLD me to tell them!"
• Will said lots of nasties about Internet fans. I'm hurt. I really am.
• Will also thinks the show (producers) plays favorites. The HG concensus was they do.
• Erika told Mike that Diane and Nakomis would target him and Will if the S6 players didn't. She told him Diane and Nakomis are lying to him.
• Mike pried Howie for strategy info...again. He's also saying that James can't be trusted and trying to make the S6 players doubt his status in their alliance. [Editor's note: Duh. They already don't trust James. And, he is working a bit with Danielle. Duh.]
• Kaysar still wants Alison to be the one evicted this week.
• Danielle told James that if she stays, she won't target S6 players.
• Alison tried to get in with George. Now, that shows she's desperate.
• Nakomis told Marcellas that Alison is sloppy in her lies and that Mike/Will are trying to bully her. She thinks Alison is just a liar, but Danielle is sneaky.

And that's that for now. More later!

Graphic by Zoetawny.

Quick 'Big Brother' East Coast Update - 7/11 Show

A feeds update is in the works, but since the show just finished here in the East, here's the update:

• As we know, the POV Comp had to do with garbage
• No, we didn't see Alison get bonked in the head, but I noticed the cage she was talking about as the culprit.
• Janelle won POV
• Janelle didn't use POV
• Danielle and Alison still on the block.

A feeds update and show commentary will be posted later tonight!

'Big Brother 7: All-Stars' - Live Feeds Overnight Into 7/11

Ah, finally... we'll have a new show to watch tonight! And, an eviction on Thursday. I'm still hoping Alison goes, but watching the feeds tells me nothing is certain.

Here's what's been happening since I last posted:

• Janelle thinks it would be dangerous to keep Alison.
• Marcellas wanted Janelle to use the veto, put James up with Danielle.
• Marcellas had a bouncing on the bed pounding it with his fists tantrum because he wants Danielle to go.
• When asked by Janelle, Kaysar said he was voting for Alison to leave.
• Will said he likes to make fun of show fans and live feeds watchers.
• Marcellas and Erika think Janelle needs to cut loose at least one of her alliance members. (Howie?)
• They've decided that BB will have them eating bugs instead of PB&J this season.
• Marcellas said that Mike and Will don't need the money, he does.
• They invented a game called Hopper, hopping on the furniture. BB Voice: "Houseguests, please don't jump on the furniture. We're serious. Thank you."
• Howie and James think Nakomis is "after them."
• BB gave them more alcohol.
• The hot tub is unusable as it's dirty. (Well, clean it! Sheesh!)
• The other HG felt bad for George because they thought he was sleeping outside (they complained about his snoring).
• Will told scary stories like kids at a campfire.
• Alison wants to work on George and Erika to keep the vote from being a tie.
• All are finally asleep.

And I'm awake.

Tags: Big Brother - Live Feeds

'BB7: All-Stars' - Live Feeds Report - Into The Evening 7/10

At least the house is a bit more interesting now that there's a bit more scheming. I think they've talked every minute, every relationship, of every season since the show's inception. Every time I think they can't come up with more to say about past seasons, they do. But, there's some scheming going on in between the reminiscing. Phew!

Here's the important scheming and a few odd (rubber) ducks thrown in since I last updated:

• Mike and Will pried Howie for information as to who he's voting to evict and general information. Will says he has a target on his back and knows he won't last long, but will Howie look out for Mike? @@ - I have to start with an eyeroll.
• Howie told them he trusts James as much as he trusts Will. Heh.
• Diane told Marcellas that she thinks everyone is voting out Danielle. (Which would thrill Marcellas to no end, but he knows that may not be the case.)
• She told him that Alison said if she gets HOH, her target is Janelle.
• Janelle and Howie won't "talk game" with Diane. [Editor's note: I don't blame them!]
• Diane said Jase won't "talk game" with her, either. [Editor's note: Want to buy a clue, Diane?]
• Janelle noticed that Nakomis studies the house, but Janelle and Howie have had extended "study" periods for possible comps. Who's she to complain?
• Will thinks the Olsen twins look like hot troll dolls. Okay...
• Alison sucked up to Erika more.
• Alison keeps asking about what Danielle's saying and doing...to the point of annoyance.
• Kaysar told Erika he's not ready to play the game yet. (What's he waiting for? By Christmas, it'll be too late!)
• Erika told Kaysar she wants to keep Alison.
• Marcellas wants to break up the S6 group, but Janelle must remain. He likes her.
• There was an outdoor lockdown - more kickball with the beachball and footraces. Boring!
• Howie, egged on by James, kissed Will for "camera time."
• Erika told Mike he's alone in voting to evict Alison.
• Now even Marcellas is confused who he's voting for. Janelle told him that if Alison stays, her and Nakomis will take over.
• Marcellas is terrified of Danielle. Janelle points out that Danielle never wins comps -- it's Alison who's the immediate threat.

That's pretty much how we stand. It went from looking at Alison being surely evicted to a "who knows?" situation.

Graphic by Zoetawny.
Tags: Big Brother - Live Feeds

'Hell's Kitchen' - Episode 5 -or- "Cooking Like Donkeys!"

I interrupt your regularly scheduled Big Brother Live Feeds Updates to bring you up to date on the latest Hell's Kitchen. Hey, I've been talking about it each week so far this season; I can't let a bunch of odd people in a house in California stop me now! (I will be posting feeds updates later tonight and early, early in the morning, then again tomorrow evening...I'm talking east coast time here.)

As the show opened, we had seven wannabe chefs, although not suited for fry cooks, contestants remaining out of the original twelve. Thankfully, Tom went the last episode. He should have never been there in the first place! Now I want Sara out of there just because she's an obnoxious, sneaky, so-and-so.

Chef Ramsay treated all of the contestants to what they thought was real fancy-shmancy food. Instead, the caviar came from catfish; the pate was crushed hot dogs; the fondue was Cheez Wiz, and there was a TV dinner in there posing as something as well. All of the contestants went on about how great the food was with Garrett only stumbling for a moment. After being told what they were eating, Keith said, "Hot dogs are slammin'!" No wonder he liked the pate!

The "meal" was a prelude to a taste-test contest between the teams. Blindfolded with headphones, each team member was pitted against another in identifying a spoonful of something. (No one got a spoonful of sugar, although it may have helped the medicine go down.) The women, with one sitting out to even the teams, won. Woohoo, they did a photo shoot for TV Guide.

And, that brings up the creepy Sara again! Argh! She was fondling Ramsay's leg and being blatant about gas during the shoot. What the hell is wrong with that woman? Get her gone!

As the women drank champagne, got all dolled up, and posed pretty, the men had to clean the mess left in the kitchen from the night before. Well, the men and Heather, as Ramsay put her on that team to even numbers. (Back to -- suppose a reality show put on a gender war and nobody came?)

The dinner service as the usual frantic mess as Ramsay yelled, "Where's the lamb sauce?" I don't know. I think if I were there, I could tell him where to put his lamb sauce. There were burnt ducks, well-done Beef Wellington, burnt quail, and even a hair on an entree. Horrors! Ramsay freaked that the teams weren't communicating, yet he certainly doesn't create an atmosphere of open communication. It tends to be like: "Chef, the lamb will be ten minutes!" "Off with your head and serve that on a (#&^%#@ platter!"

Ramsey showed odd familiarity with two of the contestants tonight. First, he took Rachel aside as she was screwing up right and left and gave her a pep talk. Then, it was even more weird with Keith, something about "nobody's ever told you that you could do well." I expected Keith to reply, "Mommy never loved me." Blech.

They actually got the entrees served when Ramsay did his final blow-up "shut down the kitchen" bit. But, both teams had their woes. He decided the Red Team did the worst and that Virginia was the best of the worst. It was up to her to name two nominees to get booted.

Rachel told Heather to win it and go after Sara if she got the boot. And, after a long rambling nomination, Virginia nominated both Rachel and Maribel. Ramsay booted Rachel.

Go get Sara, Heather! You can do it.

Now, the more I watch these characters, the less I'm liking Heather. She was my favorite from the start. She's crumbling, though. I hope the promise to Rachel boosts her back up. I don't like Keith. It looks like Ramsay is liking him more each week, but his whole demeanor oozes burger-flipper, not a top chef. Garrett? Eh, better than Sara or Maribel. Chef Ramsay ought to kick them all out of the kitchen and get in a new cast.