Sunday, March 16, 2008

'Big Brother 9' - 3/16 Show Live Blogged From the East Coast

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The show has started here on the East Coast. As it airs, this post will be constantly updated, so please refresh the page for the latest. As I'm typing it while watching TV, there will most likely be a typoo or two. Please forgive me!

As always, your comments make it all worthwhile!

Recap time ... James got evicted. Gee, I wonder if he'll come back?

"the last one remaining above their disco ball will win this competition," says ChenBot.

As they go for HOH, James is bitter about all the ones who voted him out. So, he really has only Chelsia on his side. Joshuah and Adam feel bad about voting him out, Matt and Ryan are happy. Chelsia is really shook. Again with the recapping, Julie tells James three voted the mystery guest, five voted for him.

Back to the comp, maybe we'll see the bits left out on the feeds. Matt implies that he voted James back in, but didn't outright say he voted for him.

Adam is out of the comp first blaming his "fat ass." Eep, Joshuah just went down. He tells us the comp isn't meant for him. Matt's ankles hurt and he says he might jump down. But then it looked to me like he more lost it than a deliberate jump although he would have jumped before long I'm sure. Sheila's arms are getting tired. "Can't we all get along?" Natalie asks.

Sheila tells James that she wanted Alex to come back and voted in hopes he would. He thanks her for being honest. Now Sheila feels sick ... she's down! She said she hadn't eaten. Matt says Natalie must win because the remaining three would put him on the block. That would be James, Sharon, and Chelsia.

Matt told Sheila to pray Natalie stays up there and snaps at Natalie to stay up. Natalie feels the pressure. Joshuah asked her what kind of deal it would take for her to drop. Matt yells at her to stay up. Ryan told Matt he should come over and cheer her on. Natalie won't shut up! Matt said he can't stand her voice. He tells her he MIGHT give her a massage.

Sharon's down, thanks to Chatty Natty Matt says. Nat tells us in a DR session she knew she had to win to make sure she and Matt were safe. Natalie tells Chelsia and James that they're not her target. She says she knows James wants his dignity back. Matt asked how it felt to be backdoored. "Wonderful, I'll have to do it to some of you guys," says James.

James looks tired, then Chelsia FELL. Now James is more worried. He says in a DR session he'd have to be struck by lightning to fall. Down to James and Natalie, he's definitely looking in worse shape. He wants to play Let's Make a Deal ... he wants Ryan on the block for what he did to him. Ryan is thumping that stupide star which annoyed me in the feeds. Ryan is mad, Matt doesn't want her to take it although she seemed like she might be willing.

Here comes the end ... Matt is telling her no deals. She says she's feeling sick. James promises she and Matt won't go on the block. Chelsia tells Matt he should be thankful. James says again he won't put Matt up, she says deal and goes down. James is the new HOH!

"I'll stick to my word just like everyone else in this house," says James to Matt. AHA. I didn't hear that on the feeds!

Matt is proud of Natalie and impressed. She tells him she's sorry. How pathetic is that?

Matt tells Natalie again she'll get her massage. Matt says she was like Jesus up there dying for him. Chelsia and James are still a happy couple. Sharon and Joshuah talk -- he doesn't think that James will put him up, but he worries. Sharon is a bit uneasy, too.

Ryan asked Nat why she voted him back, she said she was worried Allison would come back. She said she didn't know what to do. Ryan says now that they're in power, they'll throw one of them (Boys Club) out.

Bible Buddies? Matt, Adam, and Ryan discussing the Bible. Adam's hand is going in his pants until he rolls over. It's an interpretation of the Bible unlike any I've heard before. "Jacob is a big ass dude."

Time for the HOH room! They all go. Photos of his friends. Chelsia is happy for him. Short HOH segment.

Time for the massage -- I love you, but not like that ... in a different way. "I'm not touching any boobies, though. Flip them in because they're haning out." She tells Matt he has to convince James he voted to keep him so he wouldn't gun for him. Joshuah thinks the thrid vote was either Matt or Adam. He's going to solve the mystery. Adam tells Joshuah he voted to take him back. Matt is acting confused when Adam says he voted for him to come back. He's not a good actor. Adam thinks James needs to know he voted to have him come back in, so tells him. Adam is worried he might be a target and he is telling the truth.

Joshuah is housekeeping with a feather duster and says he's like a gay French maid. It gives him a chance to throw dust on the beds of people he doesn't like. He reads his letter from home and we're more in the past again. This is week old fodder! He cries. His family loves and supports him. Aw, they clap for him after he read it aloud. He cries in the DR.

Ryan goes to talk to James. He knows he's after him and reminds him that he too was evicted. James called him on the lies and asked him why he put him up. Ryan starts to say it's the house, then changes his tune. He says he's not responsible for Matt's mouth. James tells us that Ryan is getting nominated because he was screwed by everyone else in the house except Chelsia. "Get ready for an intense week," he tells Ryan.

Nominations are in the air. Ryan is sure he'll put him on the block. Adam is ansty and hopes James believes he voted him back in. Matt feels safe, but doesn't really trust a kid with pink hair. James still only trusts Chelsia, mistakenly they brought me back in the game he says.

Time for noms -- James false prestenses and lies are the reasons behind his vote. Key order -- Natalie, Matt, Sharon, Chelsia, Joshuah, Adam.

Sheial and Ryan are on the block, both look not surprised. He tells Sheila that he nominated her because she gave him her word and didn't keep it. Ryan is on the block because he backdoored him.

Ryan says he's the king of the block, third time up. Matt says he owes Natalie big time. Sheila is all big talk, not gonna cry boohoohoo -- but she surely cries enough all the time over other things!

BB9 - POV Meeting Over!

James did it. He put Matt on the block. Natalie is in tears. Joshuah is telling her it's a house divided, last week her side had power, now the power has changed. James did NOT take Ryan off the block, it's Sheila who got the reprieve.

Ryan and Matt are on the block. One will go home.

I have more on the after-POV meeting up over on TV Squad!

BB9 - Live Feeds Report Into Sunday Morning 3/16

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Thanks to commenter Joy for the suggestion, graphic artist Zoetawny created a Gnatalie graphic just for us! She is sort of like a gnat or a mosquito constantly buzzing about, isn't she? Thanks, Zoetawny! I love it!

It's a quiet Sunday morning here. I've watched Sunday Morning on CBS and now I'm listening to the Sinatra station on AOL Radio while the houseguests sleep out there in California. It's just a peaceful mellow kind of morning, but I'm sure those silly hamsters will do something to liven things up, right? When they played "That's Why the Lady is a Tramp," I thought of Natalie. I know. I'm a bad person. ;-)

Here's what has happened in the Big Brother House of Flipflopping Floozies and Fickle Minds:
  • Natalie plucked Ryan's eyebrows. Never a dull moment in the house, huh?
  • James really wants to get rid of Matt but says it will take "balls" and shake up the house. (I do want Matt out of there, but for integrity's sake I hope he doesn't backdoor him this week. I know it's a game, but he did give his word to Natalie.)
  • James thinks that if Matt were to leave, Natalie would just go nuts. (How does that differ from how she is now?)
  • James talked to Sharon about getting Matt out of the house this week. She told him she would be on board with the plan.
  • James told Adam he wouldn't be going on the block. The plan to get rid of Matt is in motion it seems.
  • Sharon told Joshuah of the Mattviction plan. Joshuah thinks it would be better to take Sheila off the block and pit Matt against Ryan. Otherwise, he seems to like the idea.
  • Adam told James he's on his side and feels very bad about voting him out, was thrilled he could help vote him back in. (Yes, he was in the DR vote. If James could see his reaction, he'd be tickled pinker than that pink shirt he wears so much!)
  • James told Adam that he'll have to break the news to Natalie if he decides that's what he has to do.
  • James, now seeming to trust Adam, told him that Matt and Natalie were behind him not trusting him in the first place.
  • Matt wants to hook up with Jen from BB8. @@ A match made in hell, I say!
  • Adam continues to put his hand down his pants. I've never seen an adult man do that so much. At least Michael Jackson, ball players, and gangsta rappers go for the outside of their pants!
  • When Natalie asked Adam if he knows if James will keep the noms the same, he said he didn't know.
  • Ryan asked James if he still intends to take him off the block. James told him it should be a go.
  • Sheila thinks Adam should be on the block instead of her.
  • Sheila wants America to decide the winner this season. (AS IF she would have a shot!) Natalie wants a jury.
  • Natalie told Joshuah that Matt is nervous about the possibility James will put him on the block, but she thinks James will stick to his word. (I guess he probably won't!)
  • Natalie is sure Sheila will be going home this week.
  • Natalie feels perfectly safe this week. (And, she should. She is. She's pretty much nothing without her Mattie.)
  • They played hide 'n seek. Natalie hid and they didn't go looking for her. Heehee!
  • Joshuah called the boys heartless and got the search on for her again. Grr.
That's it for now. The POV meeting should be later today. It promises to be interesting!

Saturday, March 15, 2008

BB9 Live Feeds

I've been waiting for a few hours for my latest feeds post to go up on TV Squad.

(sigh)

The biggest news is that now James intends to use the POV to remove Ryan from the block, replacing him with Adam.

'Big Brother 9' - Live Feeds Through Friday Evening 3/14


Sheila rants at Ryan and the "Boys Club."

Here's the latest from that Big Brother House of Mad White Women:
  • James told Sheila that she's not the person he's after. He said if the vote is a tie, he'll vote Ryan out. (Hmm ... his grudge against Ryan must be stronger than I thought.)
  • He also said he won't be changing the nominations with his power of veto.
  • James asked Sheila why everyone protects Matt. Sheila said she didn't know it was as bad as it is until Natalie stayed in the HOH comp so long for him.
  • Sheila told James that she protected Matt because he saved her. She can't depend on Adam to protect her because he flip-flops. James said he saved her from something started by his boy Ryan.
  • Sheila told James how much her son is like him. (Um, yeah. Sure.)
  • James told her that he wouldn't have put up Adam if Ryan won POV. She said Matt knew she wouldn't be protecting him anymore. @@
  • Natalie worked on Sharon to vote out Sheila instead of Ryan.
  • Sheila told Adam he had to vote for her to stay.
  • Matt was the first one out in the POV comp.
  • Matt asked James if Ryan stays, will he still be gunning for him. James told him that it would be over, he wouldn't. (That's along the lines of what he said to Ryan just before nominations.)
  • Sheila told Sharon that she (Sheila) "loves Allison to death." (I think that's murder!)
  • Sheila also told Sharon that she needed a bit of separation from her teenage son right now, that's why she went into the house. (I could think of other things -- send him to summer camp and not make a fool of yourself to the world on Big Brother which will embarrass him!)
  • Heh. The HG got a list of bad words they cannot say on the live show. Other seasons have had plenty of foul mouths but they behaved when they knew they were on live television. This is the first time they've ever received bribes and warnings to watch their mouths.
  • Natalie thinks she will be THE celebrity of Oregon when she gets out of the house. Did you know Oregon is the Beaver State? ;-)
  • Ryan told Sheila that he doesn't like that she's using the "Ryan won ten grand" card against him. Sheila claimed it just popped out to Natalie. @@
  • Sheila went into a rant at Ryan like a woman possessed.
  • Ryan told Sheila she's not the only one getting to know people in defense against her telling him how much time she's spent getting to know and befriend everyone in the house.
  • Chelsia and Natalie talked about how manipulative Sheila is. They didn't say that to Sheila, of course.
  • Chelsia is working on being nicer. She told Natalie that she was only mad at Matt because he kept treating her (Natalie) like crap.
  • BB gave them wine and beer.
  • Sheila kept saying to Ryan she wasn't going around talking about how she's a single mom and he took her ten grand. "Fine, let's squash it then," said Ryan.
  • Ryan told Sheila and everyone that he isn't running around talking about her behind her back.
  • Sheila railed at Adam and demanded to know why he isn't protecting her.
  • Adam told her not to bring him into it and stop stereotyping him as one of the boys.
  • Matt played the role of diplomat (no, really, he did) and squashed the verbal sparring, bringing up new topics less volatile.
  • And it worked.
  • They hope that big mallets in the yard mean that they'll have a luxury comp.
  • Now Ryan, Joshuah, and Natalie are talking about Sheila behind her back.
  • On another camera feed, Sheila is going on about how awful Adam is.
  • Now the group is talking about pranking Sheila again tonight telling her the luxury comp is starting.
And the beat goes on ...

Friday, March 14, 2008

Latest BB9 Feeds Report

My latest feeds report is up over on TV Squad. I'll be posting tonight's happenings here later tonight (after they happen, naturally!).

And, I'd just like to say ... Sydney, if you eat that chicken, just eat a bit. If you live, finish it up. :-)

BB9 - Live Feeds Bulletin - POV Winner

James did it. He won POV, so the nominations will remain the same. More a bit later!

BB9 - Live Feeds Into Friday Morning


Mattie has it made in the shade this week as James seems to be true to his word. Although his main bro Ryan is on the block, James doesn't want the veto used and it would seem Sheila most likely will go home next week. James is very against backdooring anyone as was done to him.

Here's the latest from the Big Brother House of Cards:
  • Sharon and Chelsia talked about Matt. Chelsia wants him out of the game while Sharon thinks she can manipulate him.
  • James said he doesn't know who he'd put up if the POV is used.
  • Sheila turned to the Memory wall and decided everyone is still being evicted as couples -- Ryan will follow Allison.
  • Natalie declared, "Sheila is not with the program." She is indeed the outsider, but will that mean she'll leave this week?
  • The ShoToo crowd got a Chelsia skin show. Amazing how these things happen when they know BBAD is on. @@
  • Sheila cried.
  • Sheila wants to go home, says no one in the house understands her.
  • Natalie helped Ryan study in the case it's a cerebral POV.
  • Sheila was just going to bed when called into the DR. She didn't want to go.
  • Joshuah came up with the idea to prank Sheila and tell her POV is starting soon.
  • She's not happy, back to the DR.
  • They think she was in the DR crying and felt bad. (She's always crying!)
  • Sheila took off the unitard.
  • James and Chelsia sex-played. Blech. No, I don't want to smell anyone's finger.
  • James had trouble getting to sleep, still all hyped from his eviction, return, and the HOH.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

'Big Brother 9' Live Feeds Since the Nominations

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Zoetawny made this for the blog yesterday, but I didn't read the email before all the show wonkiness started. But it definitely fits even though at the moment, we know James is running the house! I love this one!

So, what's been happening in the Big Brother House of Arrogant Strutting?

Here's what's gone down since James nominated Ryan and Sheila:
  • Although the nominations ceremony was blocked to the feeds, we found out from talk that Natalie's key was the first one pulled from the box. That was nice of James.
  • Ryan and Sheila talked about being on the block (and how it sucks) and the fact they know James wants the nominations to remain the same, no one backdoored.
  • They both think they got screwed. (Just victims of circumstance? I think not!)
  • Chelsia thinks America didn't like Alex because he was quiet and they wouldn't have voted him back in. (But they did!)
  • Ryan told Matt and Adam that James said that Sheila is the strongest person in the house (influence, game-wise, not physically).
  • Sharon and Natalie don't think anyone will ever vote for Ryan to win because of Jen. No one wants her to have the money.
  • James had joked that Jen was in the mystery box, but then admitted he didn't know who America chose.
  • It's kind of quiet after last night's big endurance comp. The nominees knew they'd be going on the block -- James told Ryan and worked things out for the future (he thinks). I didn't see him really talk to Sheila, but she knew it.

Tonight's 'Survivor' Review

My review of tonight's Survivor is up over on TV Squad! :-)

'Celebrity Apprentice' - 3/13 Episode East Coast Updates


Although I won't be writing this episode up in its entirety, I will post the big news here as it airs here on the east coast.

Your comments and discussion, as always, are welcome!

Omarosa is gone and Piers is beside himself with glee. Trace is still worried about the kiss.

Trace is PM over Steven Baldwin. Cowboy club is his Quiznos sandwich.

Lennox is PM over Piers and Carol. Piers wants Champ sandwich.

Lennox's Hydra won 313 sandwiches to 253. Trump gave money to Trace's charity, but one is about to be fired.

Steven Baldwin is fired, Trace lives on.

Uh-oh -- before the night is over, two will be fired next week!

BB9 - Nominations Are In

As expected, James nominated Sheila and Ryan.

'Survivor Micronesia' - 3/13 Show East Coast Updates

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The show has started here on the east coast. I'll update this post as important events (immunity, boot, and such) happen.

My full show review will be posted over at TV Squad later tonight.

As always, comments are a joy! :-)

Airai won reward -- two natives to show them the ropes. They sent Chet and their own Jason to Exile Island.

A doc came over Penner's leg. Hospital or die. He left crying over leaving the game, not about his leg.

Jason found the fake hidden idol and thinks it's real.

Airai won immunity.

Phew. Chet wanted to go home and was voted out. There was a plan to blindside Ozzy and he didn't use the idol. He lucked out!

Tonight, Tonight - 3/13 BB9 Live Feeds

My latest BB9 live feeds post is over at TV Squad -- lots of images of last night's HOH comp and today's update.

I'll be putting up an East Coast Updates post for tonight's Survivor as soon as possible -- Blogger has a scheduled outage (ten minutes) at 8 PM ET. As soon as I can get it to work, the post will be up. My full review of that will be over on TVS.

I'll also be posting an East Coast Updates post for Celebrity Apprentice (now Omarosa-less) when that comes on.

BB9 Live Feeds Brief

I'll post more later, but it looks like James will keep his promise. He won't be putting Matt or Natalie on the block. His likely targets are Ryan and Sheila.

We Have a New HOH at 1:15 AM ET

Natalie got sick, made a deal with James in which he promised to not put her or Matt on the block. She dropped.

James is the new HOH!


Wednesday, March 12, 2008

BB9 - HOH Comp Update

Just a note -- the most current info is at the top of this post and it gets older as you scroll down.

1:15 AM ET -- Natalie got sick, made a deal with James in which he wouldn't nominate either her or Matt. She dropped, is vomiting. But the big news is JAMES IS THE NEW HOH!

1:00 AM ET -- Second verse, same as the first. Natalie and James still on, Natalie still looking the stronger of the two.

12:45 AM ET -- Same old, same old. If Ryan doesn't stop thumping that star, I'm going to thump him.

12:30 AM ET -- James and Natalie agreed to go seven hours, then figure out something from there. Natalie is looking stronger than James. His fingers are blistering, hers aren't. I think he's more determined, but it's an easier comp for her. All she's complaining about is that she's thirsty. BB is speeding up the action a bit.

12:15 AM ET -- James and Natalie hang in there as seen in the screen cap below.




12:03 AM ET -- Chelsia down, she slipped.

Midnight ET -- Chelsia is looking like she's weakening. Natalie is still doing her stripper pole dancing moves. James was crouching in (apparently allowed in the big feeds block right after the live show). They can't crouch anymore. He's hanging in.

Natalie says it's one of her old stripper moves. @@ At 11:45 PM ET it's still Chelsia, James, and Natalie. BB has stocked the fridge and storage room. They don't seem to realize there usually isn't a food comp after endurance. They think it might be taken away.

11:35 PM ET -- Still the three -- Chelsia, James, and Natalie. Natalie says she has no beefs with either of them, just Joshuah. Pizza has arrived even though I noticed bleeps on the show.



Sharon and Joshuah mended fences. He told her that he thought he was the only one voting to save her. They say they only have each other. She says James will stay up there all night.

11:16 PM ET -- Sharon is out.

Screen cap below taken at 11:07 PM ET. Chelsia, James, Natalie, and Sharon still in it.



11:00 PM ET -- Still no change. I tried to post a video I uploaded to YouTube, but it must not be available yet. James said the others just want to win HOH, he wants to win his dignity back. (Can someone with a pink mohawk have dignity?)

10:47 PM ET -- Natalie tells James she has never won HOH before and won't drop. She says she helped bring him back in, but she wants this. Sharon, Chelsia, Natalie, and James still in it.

10:30 PM ET -- Still the four, still not exciting. Matt told Natalie she'll get her massage if she wins.

James, Natalie, Chelsia, and Sharon still in. Natalie has the biggest mouth and might be the strongest. Matt told James he voted for the mystery box. I'm going to get some video uploaded to YouTube. It's kind of boring right now. BB really isn't doing much to them -- a gentle raising and lowering, quietly circling, foam bubbles.

Natalie told James she voted for him to return to the house. He knows Sheila didn't vote for him.

Sharon is using her sweatshirt sleeves. Natalie is all giggling and saying she could do this all night. James, Natalie, Sharon, Chelsia all hanging in.



Sheila is out.



Sheila says she feels sick. I think she will be the next out. James, Chelsia, Sharon, and Natalie remain strong.

James says he must win as it's the only way he'll stay in the house. Natalie keeps giggling. Sheila says her arms hurt some.



Matt, Adam, Ryan, and Joshuah are out. The only guy still in is James. The girls including Sheila seem stronger than James.





Feeds just came back. Ryan and Adam are sitting smoking. Joshuah is with them

'American Idol' - East Coast Updates 3/12 East Coast Updates

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Since the results show isn't conflicting with Survivor, I'll be updating this post throughout the show with the results and action.

Of course, I will also keep one eye on the Big Brother feeds and get you updates in separate posts, too.

They're doing a Beatles medley now. Into a recap of last night's performances, judges reactions, and Simon/Ryan lovefest stuff.

Into going for the bottom three -- Carly is safe. Michael Johns is safe. Jason is safe. Syesha is in the bottom three. Randy and Paula said she didn't deserve to be in the bottom three. Simon thinks she deserves to be there. She sings her song from last night again. I like her, but I don't like her singing this song!

(BB live feeds still blocked.) Feeds up, separate post.

Chikezie is safe, Amanda is safe, David Cook is safe. Kristy Lee Cook is in the bottom three.

Cat McPhee is singing now. One more to go in the bottom three.

David Archuleta is safe. Brook is safe. Ramiele is safe. David Hernandez is in the bottom three.

Syesha is safe, sent back to the seats. Kristy is safe.

David Hernandez is out.

'Big Brother 9' - 3/12 Live Eviction Show Live Blogged from the East Coast

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I've had a live feeds report in pending for a while over at TV Squad, but I'm not sure when it's going to go live. There really wasn't much new news from the house today, but it's still worth a read.

The show has started here on the East Coast. As it airs, I'll continually update this post, so refresh the page to get the latest. Since I'm typing this while watching television, not the monitor or keyboard, I ask forgiveness for any typos I might make. As always, your comments are what really make the post!

Recap, recap. At least I don't think we'll have to see Allison evicted again. I hope not ... don't see how they'll work it in.

Okay, why does Julie Chen have that sweater on ... two buttons at the top with a pendant necklace dangling under them? It looks fuzzy-ratsy up close. One will come back, but first ... all hell broke loose in the house.

More recaps. Matt is strutting, Natalie is working on her Mattie, James is upset, and Joshuah is frozen in place. Chelsia confronts Ryan, then Joshuah joins in. But it's Chelsia who's really riled. Matt comes in, Ryan kicks out Matt and Chelsia. He tells Joshuah he still trusts him, couldn't put his boy Matt up.

Sharon is worried. Natalie tells her they all want James gone. Matt feels betrayed that James tried to overthrow the king -- himself. Sheila tells Ryan he did the right thing and she plans to vote out James.

Joshuah and Sharon join the backyard -- hey, this is the video I snagged and posted here from the feeds! :D Mine didn't have subtitles, though. If they show the pickle juice, it's been edited out of sequence.

Sharon tells Sheila about Matt kissing her and she's been working Matt all along. Why do people tell Sharon things? Sheila runs and tells Natalie. Natalie has a glzed look of obsession in her eyes. Now Natalie wants Sharon out. Natalie wants to flip it and keep James ... Sheila's in on the flip. They give James their word.

Matt tries to confirm that James will go and Natalie said she'll vote the way she wants. She confronts him and he tells her he doesn't like any girl in the house. Gee, they're like an old married couple who should have divorced decades ago. "If you're not with me, you're against me," Matt says.

Julie said votes have already been cast (as I mention in the feeds report awaiting over at TVS) and they run Diary Room segments, but not the actual votes. Chelsia tells us Sharon should leave. Adam thinks James should go and Sharon should go for different reasons. Matt says James is a stronger player than Sharon and you can't trust a kid with a pink mohawk.

Julie talks to the houseguests. Matt admits he had doubts over the veto ceremony. He's sitting next to Joshuah. Natalie says her relationship with Matt hasn't changed, they still share the same bed. Matt says they're BFFL. Sheila sees herself strutting in the red leotard. The HG think Sheila wore it better than Jen. (At least Sheila wasn't obsessed with it.)

Visting the previous HG in sequester -- Jacob loves Sharon and said he'd spice things up. Jen and Parker are together in sequester. She would go back in with a vengeance. Parker would love to go back in.

Alex and Amanda are together. They don't get along. Allison is alone. She wants another shot and wants revenge.

All of the previous HG are together. Jen is surprised Ryan isn't there with Allison. Julie told Allison that Ryan got HOH -- weird overplay of the actual house, missed her response. Yipes ... the HG will vote to keep the HG they evict or the one we chose. Parker was second, ALEX is chosen! Yo, Staten Island!

More DR segments -- Natalie wants Sharon out. Joshuah trusts Sharon, Sheila trusts her. Joshuah thinks Sharon is easily manipulated.

Julie is ready to announce the vote, all sounds like normal. By a vote of 5-1, James is out. He expected it the moment he heard 5-1. He's smiling. Only Chelsia hugged him. Sheila looks like she's about to cry. Sharon is crying.

James told Julie he told the others to sit since they broke their word to him. He thinks Sheila is playing the best, low-key but playing Matt and all. He really likes Chelsia. He thinks she's a great girl. Chelsia taped a special goodbye message ... crying, she thinks he's beautiful inside and out and she surprised herself by caring about him. Aww.

Julie warns James to keep it clean after he said he might crap his pants if it's not over for him.

The SIREN goes off in the house ... to the living room! Chelsia looks cautiously optimistic. To commercial.

Back ... something is up. Julie tells them a former housemate is moving back in tonight. They're shown a box -- in it is someone from their past. She lists the evicted except James, tells them America voted one to return. She tells them they can bring back whoever is in the mystery box or James. They keep talking and Julie has to warn them.

The live votes are:
Ryan -- Mystery HG
Chelsia -- James
Matt -- Mystery HG
Sheila -- Mystery HG
Joshuah -- James
Natalie -- James
Adam -- James
Sharon -- James

James will go back in, we go to commercial. I don't see how they're going to fit a HOH comp in ... endurance?

Time for the reveal -- the mystery box is in the living room. They all act happy to see James. Language alert! (They were told they would have a pizza party if they watched their mouths.)

HOH comp -- hanging disco balls, stand on gold disc, must stand upright. It looks more like glittery tether ball than disco. It's called Big Brother disco ... they go up in the air hanging on their chains standing on the disc. Last one standing wins. I'm glad I took a nap today.

They're raising and lowering. No one thought to bring Daniele gloves. Julie told us they'd get a champagne toast when it returns from commercial.

All still in, brief guinea pig shot. Julie told James to keep it clean. She tells him five voted him in, three didn't. Natalie guessed champagne. Already someone is arguing (bleeped) with Joshuah ... Matt, I think. "Don't talk to me like that."

Not to fear, folks. I'll do my best to keep you updated on the comp as it goes on. Since they have to grip their chains with bare hads and there are soap bubbles and champagne making it all slippery, I don't think it will be an all night affair. I could be wrong, though. Stay tuned!

BB9 - Live Feeds Into the Dawn Wednesday 3/12

Have you gotten used to Daylight Saving Time yet? The hamsters know it's here, but since they don't really work for a living, it's not affecting them.

Here are the evening and overnight happenings from inside that Big Brother House of Mixed Variables:
  • Sheila talked to Matt about his relationship (or lack thereof) with Natalie. Her goal is to get Natalie out of the house next week.
  • Natalie and Matt argued on and on about said relationship. He told her to stop chasing him and she was insistent that she doesn't, etc. She kept demanding to know if he was with her or against her.
  • Natalie asked God to guide her. @@
  • Sheila told Matt that Natalie was out of control with him and it was disgusting.
  • Matt told Sheila that Natalie has to go and she told him that Sharon cannot know.
  • Natalie cried.
  • Natalie wants Sharon to go this week, mainly because she kissed Matt. She wants to flip Matt over to voting out Sharon.
  • Sheila wants Matt to stick with voting out James.
  • James went to Matt wanting to know why he was scared of him (in the game) and Matt said it had nothing to do with him -- Natalie is a nutcase.
  • James thinks that the larger group will now vote to evict him despite all of his efforts.
  • Matt told Joshuah that the latest has nothing to do with him -- he's rooming with a looney (Natalie).
  • Joshuah said that Sharon's planning to throw the HOH comp.
  • Joshuah and James told each other that they'd have their backs before they would their previous partners, Sharon and Chelsia.
  • Sheila told Sharon everyone wants her in the house and that they're just trying to break her down. (If they all want her in the house, why would they break her down? Some don't want her is the answer!)
  • Sheila told Sharon she has her vote no matter what. (After earlier telling James he had her vote?)
  • Sheila told Sharon that Matt will tell her what's going on, that she had promised not to say anything.
  • James kept working on Matt for the vote.
  • Sheila went on to tell Sharon that no one has her back in the game, no one. (Doesn't that contradict everyone wanting her to stay in the house? I swear Sheila talks in circles and says too much.)
  • Matt told James that Chelsia wouldn't have left had the noms remained the same. (Yes, she would! The target was Chelsia in the original noms! Sharon was their pawn!) James doesn't believe him.
  • James told Matt that Adam promised to vote to keep him.
  • James told Matt that he (Matt) and Natalie work well together -- he works the guys and she works the girls. Matt said he knows.
  • Sheila, now apparently completely flip-flopping once again, told Sharon she needs to speak to Matt.
  • Natalie wants them to keep convincing Joshuah that they're voting out Sharon.
  • Matt told Sharon that if she ever puts him on the block, he won't talk to her again.
  • Sheila wants protection from Joshuah's verbal assaults when James is voted out on Wednesday.
  • In the HOH room, Ryan, Adam, Sheila, Natalie agree to vote out James. If it's a tie vote, Ryan will save James as Sharon would put him on the block.
  • Adam, possibly the one sane one in the bunch (EEK! I can't believe I said that!), said he was tired of all of the campaigning and false promises. He thinks everyone should just vote on their own.
  • They were told that there would be an indoor lockdown from 7 PM until tomorrow (today). (I can't help but wonder if it's a set-up for an endurance comp? That's about due, I'd think. The couples bit threw off my sense of timing with this season.)
  • They talked about their big boxing match set for Saturday night. Yes, BB gave them boxing gloves this season, but it doesn't seem to be getting frustrations under control.
  • James told Joshuah he's pretty sure he's staying. Joshuah is worried that if Sharon stays, she'll know he voted against her.
  • Joshuah told Chelsia that James will stay, but he probably will vote for Sharon so it won't be a unanimous vote for her to go. (Delusional?)
  • Josh said the lockdown must be because Allison is trying to break back in. Heh. It could be!
  • James and Chelsia snuggled and made out a bit.
  • Sheila told Sharon that the main reason Natalie is upset with her (Sharon) is because of the Matt/Sharon kiss. She says that Natalie is jealous. (You don't say!)
  • Natalie prayed to God to decide how she will vote. She doesn't trust Sheila and Sheila's been doing a lot of talking.
  • James told Chelsia to be happy no matter how the vote goes down. She said she doesn't think she can.
  • Sheila told Sharon that Natalie told her all the fights between her and Matt have been fake so they can work others. But she said Natalie is mad about the Sharon/Matt kiss -- that's real.
  • Sheila told Sharon to trust her and tell her everything, but to remember she (Sheila) has to play both sides.
  • Natalie still thinks they go on Letterman after the show. They don't. Survivor castaways did and even they don't anymore.
  • Matt and Ryan talked to each other about how they would be backdooring James this week.
  • Matt and Ryan think Daniele rode Dick's coattails until the end last year. (Well, she did win a lot comps, if memory serves.)
  • James is now thinking he might be backdoored. (Really?)
  • Natalie made more nail polish portraits. She's actually not half-bad with those.
  • Whatever BB is doing in the backyard has a diesel motor running.
  • Joshuah and Ryan talked. They know something is up for tomorrow because the time frame is different. They said the vote will be 5-1 or worst case scenario 4-2 for James to go home.
  • Ryan again warned Joshuah that Sheila tells everyone everything.